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Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today? |
Hello there old boy! Pip pip! |
England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza! |
Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon... |
... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust! |
What do you make of that, pal? |
Jolly fantastic! |
I'll say! |
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Tough day? |
Boss giving you grief? |
Kids driving you crazy? |
Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know? |
We have an answer! |
The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone! |
Come visit today! |
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The Caramel Flan Latte! |
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! |
Refreshing! Filling! |
The pick-me-up you're craving! |
There's no better way to start the day! |
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" |
"One Caramel Flan Latte!" |
"Coming right up!" |
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♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? |
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! |
Quench your thirst! |
Energize your being! |
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
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Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery. |
These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal. |
But we haven't forgotten where we came from. |
When my father set up shop all that time ago? |
He believed in family, in quality and in America. |
I'm the same. How about you guys? |
"We're all the same!" |
Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family. |
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It's an uncertain world. |
You need people to rely on. |
People to trust. |
At Fossoil we understand that. |
We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska. |
We've cleaned up our act. |
And our gas prices are as low as they can go. |
Let's move on together. |
Let's see others do the same. |
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Deep in the Magical Woodland. |
Further than anyone has gone before. |
There was a Raccoon. |
A Raccoon with a mission. |
A Raccoon who would change everything. |
He would show the world how to laugh. |
He would show the world how to love. |
The Age of Spiffo had begun. |
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. |
Out now in theaters! |
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That is BEAUTIFUL! |
This coat? It's from Fashionabelle. |
Clothes of distinction, at fine prices. |
Well I know where I'm going! |
Right now? |
You said it! Right now! |
Fashionabelle! |
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In today's busy cut and thrust world... |
...accidents happen. |
Right as rain today, sick tomorrow.... |
... but anxious always. |
You need a safety net. |
You need reassurance. |
Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance. |
Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows. |
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♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ |
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ |
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! |
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! |
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
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Earth. Air. Wind. Fire. |
But there is... another. |
There is a Forgotten Element. |
*drums* *explosion* |
Can't stand a little... magic, Buck? |
*Sprrring!* |
I can't believe these things come in that size! |
*Crash!* *Gunshot!* |
The elements are against us today, huh? |
Not for long. Let's kick some butt! |
*tadaaaa!* |
The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13! |
Out now in theaters! |
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I am Dr. Oids. |
Welcome to my... robot laboratory. |
In a future no-one thought would come. |
Live robots no-one thought could love. |
Or... dance. |
♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪ |
♪ Do the robot dance ♪ |
Stop this frivolity! |
Dr. Oids will see you now! |
Dr. Oids, Rated Universal. |
Out now in theaters! |
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It makes a difference to pick up your medication... |
... and see a smile. |
Your good health means so much. |
We're here to help. |
We're here for your s*pport. |
Pharmahug: your health... |
... your store. |
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I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control. |
Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER... |
... come across a treatment like Incontileve. |
Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'. |
Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve. |
Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract.... |
...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation. |
Ask your doctor today! |
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Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear. |
Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town. |
You know why you'll like him the most? |
He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing. |
All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and... |
"I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!" |
We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist? |
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I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies... |
There's always this special moment. |
You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same... |
And you compare - right? |
Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost. |
To get the best, you've gotta look for the best. |
So it's your lucky day. |
Today I'm here to show you: the best. |
Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is... |
...pitch perfect. |
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I am a cow. |
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. |
Something... ice creamy. |
Come to Churn R Us. |
Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy. |
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. |
This. This is the message of the cows. |
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ |
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ |
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Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! |
What can I get for you today? |
PANCAKES! |
Pancakes, or waffles? |
PAAANCAKES! |
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! |
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! |
Coming right up! |
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
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In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. |
A promise he broke in two. |
He said he'd invest. |
He said he'd clean up. |
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. |
He failed. |
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. |
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. |
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I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress. |
I hunt. I shoot. I fish. |
I see nature all around. |
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. |
We've spent our time testing the land around us. |
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... |
... to protect our country... |
... was as safe as we always thought it was. |
Know what? |
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. |
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. |
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. |
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♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ |
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪ |
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ |
♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪ |
Authentic British cuisine! |
Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu! |
Bottomless iced tea! |
Come today! |
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Howdy Neighbor! |
I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O. |
Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer. |
Whether you want your kids in the saddle... |
... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself. |
We'll get you up on four legs. |
Come visit us today! |
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♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
The Cross Roads Mall! |
For fun, for friends, for store after store! |
Late night closing every Saturday! |
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
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What's your gun to you Kentucky? |
"Freedom. Plain and simple." |
"My gun is my constitutional right." |
"My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!" |
The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center. |
God Bless America. |
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Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday? |
Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action. |
Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance. |
Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn. |
Find us at the Cross Roads Mall! |
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The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on! |
These fine leather jackets - 50% off! |
These work overalls? 80% off! |
Can you afford to miss these prices? |
Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes! |
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It's hot. It's too darn hot. |
You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all. |
You know what science just created? |
The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away. |
What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'... |
That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase! |
Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it! |
Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp |
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What's better than a Spiffo Burger? |
Still thinking? Well here's a clue... |
Double XL Bacon! |
Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store... |
Just use the magic words... |
Unleash the Bacon! |
And watch delicious happen! |
The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now! |
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Ey, my name eez Pancho. |
I am a leetle puppy dog! |
I am 'ere to tell you one thing. |
TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS! |
ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF! |
COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO! |
Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat! |
Arriba! |
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♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? |
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! |
Quench your thirst! |
Energize your being! |
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
Advertisement Text |
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♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ |
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ |
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! |
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! |
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
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My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go! |
Sure, we're a big name - but we know family. |
I need to take Jimmy to ball practice. |
Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five. |
That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county. |
Come on, join the Gas to Go family! |
Gas to Go, a Fossoil company. |
Making amends. Working together. |
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Deep in the Magical Woodland. |
Further then anyone has gone before. |
There was a Raccoon. |
A Raccoon with a mission. |
A Raccoon who would change everything. |
He would show the world how to laugh. |
He would show the world how to love. |
The Age of Spiffo had begun. |
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. |
Out now in theaters! |
Advertisement Text |
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The Caramel Flan Latte! |
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! |
Refreshing! Filling! |
The pick-me-up you're craving! |
There's no better way to start the day! |
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" |
"One Caramel Flan Latte!" |
"Coming right up!" |
Advertisement Text |
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I'm a cow! |
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. |
Something... ice creamy. |
Come to Churn R Us. |
Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy. |
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. |
This. This is the message of the cows. |
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ |
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ |
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Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! |
What can I get for you today? |
PANCAKES! |
Pancakes, or waffles? |
PAAANCAKES! |
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! |
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! |
Coming right up! |
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
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In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. |
A promise he broke in two. |
He said he'd invest. |
He said he'd clean up. |
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. |
He failed. |
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. |
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. |
Advertisement Text |
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I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess. |
I hunt. I shoot. I fish. |
I see nature all around. |
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. |
We've spent our time testing the land around us. |
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... |
... to protect our country... |
... was as safe as we always thought it was. |
Know what? |
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. |
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. |
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. |
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I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU. |
I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years! |
Employment? Family? Marriage? |
I know what you want and what you need. |
And a consultation is free! |
Howie Zitron attorney-at-law! |
Local and best! |
Even though I do say so myself! |