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Pleistocene Land is a VHS that might help the survivor briefly get away from reality.
Overview
Pleistocene Land is a VHS regularly found in retail, and VHS stores such as Hit Vids!.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
The tape includes an adventure movie, packed with breathtaking scenes and icy landscapes. The movie is considered a classic in the Project Zomboid world.
Transcript
Music:
♫*stirring music*♫
Historian:
Uh, Professor Raheem, you're telling me you've filled a theme park...
...with cloned animals from the last ice age?
Prof. Raheem:
Yes. Isn't it fun?
Historian:
Uh. You're playing with fire here, Raheem. You're playing God.
Prof. Raheem:
We've played God since we evolved. Changing landscapes, ecosystems, the climate.
I am undoing some of the damage, bringing back what humanity has destroyed.
Historian:
As long as it's profitable right? What about when it isn't?
<bzzt>
Prof. Raheem:
Doctors Calvin and Murphy. Welcome...to Pleistocene Land.
Music:
♫*awe inspiring music*♫
Murphy:
I can't believe it. Woolly mammoths! Woolly rhinoceros! Are they...
Calvin:
Giant sloths! Giant lemurs! Elephant birds! Sabretooth cats and...
Prof. Raheem:
Cave bear cubs and pygmy elephants.
Yes. They're all here, back from extinction. Here is the true Garden of Eden.
Music:
♫*awe inspiring music*♫
<fzzt>
Murphy:
Drive, quickly! Drive, drive!
Calvin:
I'm trying Murphy! That giant rat ate one of our wheels! Oh my God, what's that?
Murphy:
Elasmotherium. Giant rhinoceros. Look at the size of that horn.
Calvin:
Good boy, rhino. Stay there. Don't charge us.
Passenger:
He's charging!
*screams*
Back cover
Professor John Raheem is a world renowned biologist, and now he's completed his dream project: a theme park filled with cloned animals from the ice age. But some of the animals don't like being cooped up behind fences... 1993. Rated PG-13 for violence.
Location
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
Effective chance calculations are based off of default loot settings and median zombie density. The higher the density of zombies in an area, the higher the effective chance of an item spawning. Chance is also influenced by the lucky and unlucky traits.
| Building/Room | Container | Effective chance |
|---|---|---|
| bedroom | crate | 1.01% |
| bedroom | crate | 23.28% |
| bedroom | crate | 41.14% |
| bedroom | crate | 76.55% |
| closet | crate | 1.01% |
| closet | crate | 3.98% |
| closet | crate | 23.28% |
| closet | crate | 41.14% |
| closet | crate | 76.55% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 23.28% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 41.14% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 76.55% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 23.28% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 41.14% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 76.55% |
| fossoil | shelves | 23.28% |
| fossoil | shelves | 41.14% |
| fossoil | shelves | 76.55% |
| garagestorage | crate | 1.01% |
| garagestorage | crate | 3.98% |
| garagestorage | crate | 23.28% |
| garagestorage | crate | 41.14% |
| garagestorage | crate | 76.55% |
| gasstore | shelves | 23.28% |
| gasstore | shelves | 41.14% |
| gasstore | shelves | 76.55% |
| generalstore | shelves | 23.28% |
| generalstore | shelves | 41.14% |
| generalstore | shelves | 76.55% |
| livingroom | crate | 23.28% |
| livingroom | crate | 41.14% |
| livingroom | crate | 76.55% |
| livingroom | shelves | 23.28% |
| livingroom | wardrobe | 3.98% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 23.28% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 41.14% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 76.55% |
| movierental | crate | 23.28% |
| movierental | crate | 41.14% |
| movierental | crate | 76.55% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 23.28% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 41.14% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 76.55% |
| movierental | shelves | 23.28% |
| movierental | shelves | 41.14% |
| movierental | shelves | 76.55% |
| pawnshop | crate | 23.28% |
| pawnshop | crate | 41.14% |
| pawnshop | crate | 76.55% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 23.28% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 41.14% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 76.55% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 23.28% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 41.14% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 76.55% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 23.28% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 41.14% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 76.55% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 23.28% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 41.14% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 76.55% |
| storageunit | crate | 1.01% |
| storageunit | crate | 3.98% |
| storageunit | crate | 23.28% |
| storageunit | crate | 41.14% |
| storageunit | crate | 76.55% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 1.01% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 23.28% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 41.14% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 76.55% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 23.28% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 41.14% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 76.55% |
Trivia
- This VHS is likely inspired by the popular Jurassic Park franchise.
- There is a home VHS called Bauman and Triskel (Pleistocene Land), criticizing the movie.
Code
Source: ProjectZomboid\media\scripts\newitems.txt
item VHS_Home
{
DisplayCategory = Entertainment,
Type = Normal,
DisplayName = VHS-Home,
Icon = Cassette3,
Weight = 0.1,
MediaCategory = Home-VHS,
WorldStaticModel = VHSBox3,
}