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The Thompsons S3.04, titled The Thompsons S3.04 - Lester Fails, is an entertaining VHS.
Overview
The Thompsons S3.04 is a VHS regularly found in retail, and VHS stores such as Hit Vids!.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
The tape includes an animation episode, packed with satiric references to today's politics. Lester Thompson isn't having good grades in school and has to find a way to change this. His dad Herbie Thompson however, advices him to copy from his friend in exam.
Transcript
Music:
♫Fast paced music.♫
Teacher:
These test results are terrible, Lester.
Lester:
Sorry. I've been under a lot of stress. What with the economy and all...
Teacher:
Don't crack wise, young man. Detention until you start studying.
<bzzt>
Lester:
This sucks. Home after dark. Barely time to drop a cinder block off the overpass...
Herbie:
I know just how you feel, son.
When I was your age, things were sucky too. Do you know what I did?
Lester:
Studied hard and passed your tests?
Herbie:
Hell no. I bribed a smarter kid to pass me the answers.
<bzzt>
Teacher:
Wow Lester, these results are something else.
Lester:
Thank you, ma'am. I merely applied my perspicacity.
Teacher:
Everything single answer was wrong!
Lester:
What???
...Psst, you were supposed to pass me the right answers, Taylor.
Taylor:
You shouldn't have dropped a cinder block on my dad's convertible, Lester.
Lester:
<groans>
Location
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
Effective chance calculations are based off of default 'apocalypse' loot settings, with no luck modifier, and average zombie density. The higher the density of zombies in an area, the higher the effective chance of an item spawning. Chance is also influenced by the lucky and unlucky traits. Duplicate entries do exist, but have been removed for clarity.
| Building/Room | Container | Effective chance |
|---|---|---|
| bedroom | crate | 76.71% |
| bedroom | crate | 41.46% |
| bedroom | crate | 23.67% |
| bedroom | crate | 1.13% |
| closet | crate | 76.71% |
| closet | crate | 41.46% |
| closet | crate | 23.67% |
| closet | crate | 4.44% |
| closet | crate | 1.13% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 76.71% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 41.46% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 23.67% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| fossoil | shelves | 76.71% |
| fossoil | shelves | 41.46% |
| fossoil | shelves | 23.67% |
| garagestorage | crate | 76.71% |
| garagestorage | crate | 41.46% |
| garagestorage | crate | 23.67% |
| garagestorage | crate | 4.44% |
| garagestorage | crate | 1.13% |
| gasstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| gasstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| gasstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| generalstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| generalstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| generalstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| livingroom | crate | 76.71% |
| livingroom | crate | 41.46% |
| livingroom | crate | 23.67% |
| livingroom | shelves | 23.67% |
| livingroom | wardrobe | 4.44% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 76.71% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 41.46% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 23.67% |
| movierental | crate | 76.71% |
| movierental | crate | 41.46% |
| movierental | crate | 23.67% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| movierental | shelves | 76.71% |
| movierental | shelves | 41.46% |
| movierental | shelves | 23.67% |
| pawnshop | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshop | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshop | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 76.71% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 41.46% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 23.67% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| storageunit | crate | 76.71% |
| storageunit | crate | 41.46% |
| storageunit | crate | 23.67% |
| storageunit | crate | 4.44% |
| storageunit | crate | 1.13% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 1.13% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 76.71% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 41.46% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 23.67% |
Trivia
- The Thompsons is a parody of the show The Simpsons.
Code
Source: ProjectZomboid\media\scripts\newitems.txt
item VHS_Home
{
DisplayCategory = Entertainment,
Type = Normal,
DisplayName = VHS-Home,
Icon = Cassette3,
Weight = 0.1,
MediaCategory = Home-VHS,
WorldStaticModel = VHSBox3,
}