|Started May 7th, '13.
|Long Live Jane I
- Lives here.
- Enjoys frying pans.
- Comes down with a fever every night.
- Bonked 378 zombies.
- Died, after 1 month 5 hours, perhaps from sleeping pills or the hypochondria that cried wolf.
|Long Live Jane II
- Also lives here. Plans to move out (bad memories).
- Has yet to find her predecessor.
- Enjoys objects with nails in them and things that shoot.
- Nailed around 400 zombies.
- Survived 20 days before being lost to the failure-to-open Project Zomboid disease (ftoPZD).