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Woodcraft E4, titled Woodcraft Episode 4: Shelves and Fencing, is a VHS providing a horny carpenter building fences.
Overview
Woodcraft E4 is a VHS regularly found in retail, and VHS stores such as Hit Vids!.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
The tape includes an episode from Woodcraft carpentry show, targeting general audience. Woodcut is the carpenter, and only person residing in the entire series. As the title suggests, in this episode he teaches viewers how to craft shelves and fences. For some reason he can't help but take his shirt off at the end. This Woodcraft episode can also be watched on Life and Living TV channel on July 11 at 12am.
Transcript
Y'all are watching Woodcraft!
Your one stop shop for home improvement!
We're at intermediary level still and...
... sorry ladies but the shirt is STILL on.
Hey, daytime TV y'all. Not my call.
Wore these pants nice and tight though. Huh?
Hey! Pay attention! Today: it's chairs!
What do we need?
Five planks! Four nails! Yeehah!
*bang* *bang*
Ladies! Can you be-hi-lieve it?
Now hows about some double shelves?
Someplace for your jewelries, your precious stuff?
TWO PLANKS! FOUR NAILS! GO!
*bang* *bang*
Just gotta...
*bang*
That's it.
Oh hey, sick of folk seeing you sunbathin'?
I was. Get it all the time.
So I built me a fence.
I was all: two planks, three nails, bang, bang.
And here she is!
So if you'll excuse me, I'll just...
Get comfy with my shirt off...
Next time on Woodcraft? Door!
Can I hear a yee-hah?
Music:
♫ Wood... craft! ♫
Location
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
Effective chance calculations are based off of default 'apocalypse' loot settings, with no luck modifier, and average zombie density. The higher the density of zombies in an area, the higher the effective chance of an item spawning. Chance is also influenced by the lucky and unlucky traits. Duplicate entries do exist, but have been removed for clarity.
| Building/Room | Container | Effective chance |
|---|---|---|
| bedroom | crate | 76.71% |
| bedroom | crate | 41.46% |
| bedroom | crate | 23.67% |
| bedroom | crate | 1.13% |
| closet | crate | 76.71% |
| closet | crate | 41.46% |
| closet | crate | 23.67% |
| closet | crate | 4.44% |
| closet | crate | 1.13% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 76.71% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 41.46% |
| conveniencestore | shelves | 23.67% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| cornerstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| fossoil | shelves | 76.71% |
| fossoil | shelves | 41.46% |
| fossoil | shelves | 23.67% |
| garagestorage | crate | 76.71% |
| garagestorage | crate | 41.46% |
| garagestorage | crate | 23.67% |
| garagestorage | crate | 4.44% |
| garagestorage | crate | 1.13% |
| gasstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| gasstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| gasstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| generalstore | shelves | 76.71% |
| generalstore | shelves | 41.46% |
| generalstore | shelves | 23.67% |
| livingroom | crate | 76.71% |
| livingroom | crate | 41.46% |
| livingroom | crate | 23.67% |
| livingroom | shelves | 23.67% |
| livingroom | wardrobe | 4.44% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 76.71% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 41.46% |
| movierental | clothingrack | 23.67% |
| movierental | crate | 76.71% |
| movierental | crate | 41.46% |
| movierental | crate | 23.67% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| movierental | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| movierental | shelves | 76.71% |
| movierental | shelves | 41.46% |
| movierental | shelves | 23.67% |
| pawnshop | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshop | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshop | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 76.71% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 41.46% |
| pawnshop | shelves | 23.67% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshopoffice | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 76.71% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 41.46% |
| pawnshopstorage | crate | 23.67% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| pawnshopstorage | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| storageunit | crate | 76.71% |
| storageunit | crate | 41.46% |
| storageunit | crate | 23.67% |
| storageunit | crate | 4.44% |
| storageunit | crate | 1.13% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 76.71% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 41.46% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 23.67% |
| storageunit | metal_shelves | 1.13% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 76.71% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 41.46% |
| zippeestore | shelves | 23.67% |
Trivia
- The exact amount of tools and materials needed to build the furniture mentioned in the tape is the same in the game.
Code
Source: ProjectZomboid\media\scripts\newitems.txt
item VHS_Home
{
DisplayCategory = Entertainment,
Type = Normal,
DisplayName = VHS-Home,
Icon = Cassette3,
Weight = 0.1,
MediaCategory = Home-VHS,
WorldStaticModel = VHSBox3,
}