User:MalonyJenkins: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 21:53, 10 July 2017

Welcome to the MalonyJenkins User Page.
Current Status: RL busy at this time. (Date 26/06/17). Will answer questions intermittently if I'm around.

If Tea was the solution to all our problems in the apocalypse, then clearly teabags must be considered a strategic resource.
Improve articles today. Do it for Spiffo. Link to Outdated Articles.'

That awkward moment.
When the zombie is looking for brains and walks straight past you.

Welcome to the MalonyJenkins User Page. Established in a very good year.

I fear I have made a enemy of the bot. Curse you "You edited too quickly" message! *waves fist at air randomly*.

File Name: CLASSIFIED
Grade: C-1
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Primary Specialty: CLASSIFIED
Secondary Specialty: Grade 2 Chef

Subject stationed in Muldraugh, North America. Lost contact with subject before outbreak while following suspected lead.
Subject was living in SW quarter of UK before being posted to Muldraugh.
Further information requires higher clearance.
Qualified Expert in CLASSIFIED.

Spiffo hard at work writing up his CV. Zombie Apocalypse's create many job vacancies.

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+<center><table width=100% cellspacing=8 style="background-color: transparent;">''Welcome to the MalonyJenkins User Page.<br/>Current Status:<font color="red"> RL busy at this time. (Date 26/06/17). Will answer questions intermittently if I'm around. [[File:SmallHotDrink.png]]''</font></table></center>
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 * [[Special:Statistics|List of Current Contributors/Staff]]<br>
+* [[User:MalonyJenkins/FAQ|MalonyJenkins FAQ]] <br>
 * [[:Category:Main|Link to Main Index]] <br>
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 * [[User:Pianoman|Pianoman]]
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-''“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.”''
+'''That awkward moment.'''<br>
-― Craig Ferguson
+When the zombie is looking for brains
+and walks straight past you.
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-<div style="text-align: left;margin: 10px;">Welcome to the page. I came to the Wiki to improve the mass amount of information and bring it up to 34.28 (at time of writing).
+<div style="text-align: left;margin: 10px;">Welcome to the MalonyJenkins User Page. Established in a very good year.
-Currently at this time wondering how much typing is required to bring some of the articles up to date. Where's a PA when you need one?
+I fear I have made a enemy of the bot. Curse you "You edited too quickly" message! '''*waves fist at air randomly*'''.
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 * [[User talk:MalonyJenkins|Talk to Malony]]<br>
+* [[User:MalonyJenkins/FAQ|MalonyJenkin's FAQ]]<br>
 * [[User:MalonyJenkins/sandbox|MalonyJenkins Sandbox]]<br>
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