User:MalonyJenkins

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Someone who clearly needs a vacation.

Originally from the UK, Malony Jenkins was too confused when he looked at the Wiki. So confused he looked at his Saw and thought he could cut potatoes with them. Used to oversleeping, he usually barricades his door on a daily basis. Not knowing how to use a gun is probably the only bonus during the zombie apocalypse.

TL;DR: Thought the wiki needed a update.

Malony Jenkins

Malony Jenkins can be used in the following recipes:

Bourbon + Crisps + Steak + Malony Jenkins = Forget anything is happening outside.