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Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[Radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.  
Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[Radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.  
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==TV Adverts==
==TV Adverts==


{| class="pztable"
===Companies===
!Advertisement Text
<div style="visibility: hidden">
====Pizza Whirled====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Pizza Whirled
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?  
| style="color:#FFC000"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?  
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I'll say!  
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'll say!  
|}
|}  


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Tough day?
| style="color:#8080FF"| Tough day?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Come visit today!
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come visit today!
|}
|}
 
<div style="visibility: hidden">
{| class="pztable"
====Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy====
!Advertisement Text
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I am a cow.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte! 
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!
| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"  
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Seahorse Coffee====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!  
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!  
| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!  
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst!
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!  
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!  
| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Greene's Grocery====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Greene's Grocery
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.  
| style="color:#FFC000"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Fossoil====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Fossoil
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| style="color:#FFC000"| It's an uncertain world.  
| style="color:#FFC000"| It's an uncertain world.  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Fashionabelle====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Fashionabelle
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
| style="color:#FFC000"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Further than anyone has gone before.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.
| style="color:#FFC000"| Well I know where I'm going!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
| style="color:#8080FF"| Right now?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.
| style="color:#FFC000"| You said it! Right now!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.
| style="color:#8080FF"| Fashionabelle!  
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!  
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.  
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Well I know where I'm going!  
| style="color:#8080FF"| Authentic British cuisine!  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Right now?
| style="color:#8080FF"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| You said it! Right now!  
| style="color:#8080FF"| Bottomless iced tea!  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Fashionabelle!  
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come today!  
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====ValuInsurance====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!ValuInsurance
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...  
| style="color:#00B050"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Wok and Rolls====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Wok and Rolls
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Pharmahug====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Pharmahug
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| style="color:#8080FF"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... and see a smile.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Your good health means so much.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here to help.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here for your s*pport.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Pharmahug: your health...
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... your store.
|}
 
<div style="visibility: hidden">
====Pile o' Crepe====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! 
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
 
===Movies===
<div style="visibility: hidden">
====The Forgotten Element====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!The Forgotten Element
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.  
| style="color:#00B050"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.  
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|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Dr. Oids====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Dr. Oids
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am Dr. Oids.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am Dr. Oids.  
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|}


{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Spiffo's Magical Woodland====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Spiffo's Magical Woodland
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Further than anyone has gone before.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...  
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... and see a smile.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Your good health means so much.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here to help.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here for your s*pport.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Pharmahug: your health...  
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... your store.
| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
===Products===
!Advertisement Text
<div style="visibility: hidden">
====Incontileve====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Incontileve
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.  
| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Tooks Bear====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Tooks Bear
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Ivanov clubs====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Ivanov clubs
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...  
| style="color:#FFC000"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====POP====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!POP
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am a cow.
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.  
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.
| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst! 
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪  
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
===Politics===
!Advertisement Text
<div style="visibility: hidden">
|-
====Democrat Mahoney====
| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! 
</div>
|-
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?
!Democrat Mahoney
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
 
{| class="pztable"
!Advertisement Text
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
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{| class="pztable"
<div style="visibility: hidden">
!Advertisement Text
====Republican Cal Fairweather====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
!Republican Cal Fairweather
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.  
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.  
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| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
|}
|}
{| class="pztable"
!Advertisement Text
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Authentic British cuisine!
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Bottomless iced tea!
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come today!
|}


==Radio Adverts==
==Radio Adverts==

Revision as of 20:52, 19 April 2021

Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both TVs and Radios. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.


TV Adverts

Companies

Pizza Whirled

Pizza Whirled
Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
What do you make of that, pal?
Jolly fantastic!
I'll say!

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
Tough day?
Boss giving you grief?
Kids driving you crazy?
Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
We have an answer!
The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
Come visit today!

Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy

Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy
I am a cow.
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

Greene's Grocery

Greene's Grocery
Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
When my father set up shop all that time ago?
He believed in family, in quality and in America.
I'm the same. How about you guys?
"We're all the same!"
Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.

Fossoil

Fossoil
It's an uncertain world.
You need people to rely on.
People to trust.
At Fossoil we understand that.
We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
We've cleaned up our act.
And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
Let's move on together.
Let's see others do the same.

Fashionabelle

Fashionabelle
That is BEAUTIFUL!
This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
Well I know where I'm going!
Right now?
You said it! Right now!
Fashionabelle!

Jolly Good Fish and Chips

Jolly Good Fish and Chips
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
Authentic British cuisine!
Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
Bottomless iced tea!
Come today!

ValuInsurance

ValuInsurance
In today's busy cut and thrust world...
...accidents happen.
Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
... but anxious always.
You need a safety net.
You need reassurance.
Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Pharmahug

Pharmahug
It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
... and see a smile.
Your good health means so much.
We're here to help.
We're here for your s*pport.
Pharmahug: your health...
... your store.

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Movies

The Forgotten Element

The Forgotten Element
Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
But there is... another.
There is a Forgotten Element.
*drums* *explosion*
Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
*Sprrring!*
I can't believe these things come in that size!
*Crash!* *Gunshot!*
The elements are against us today, huh?
Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
*tadaaaa!*
The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
Out now in theaters!

Dr. Oids

Dr. Oids
I am Dr. Oids.
Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
In a future no-one thought would come.
Live robots no-one thought could love.
Or... dance.
♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
♪ Do the robot dance ♪
Stop this frivolity!
Dr. Oids will see you now!
Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
Out now in theaters!

Spiffo's Magical Woodland

Spiffo's Magical Woodland
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further than anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Products

Incontileve

Incontileve
I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
Ask your doctor today!

Tooks Bear

Tooks Bear
Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
You know why you'll like him the most?
He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
"I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?

Ivanov clubs

Ivanov clubs
I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
There's always this special moment.
You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
And you compare - right?
Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
So it's your lucky day.
Today I'm here to show you: the best.
Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
...pitch perfect.

POP

POP
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

Radio Adverts

Advertisement Text
Howdy Neighbor!
I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
We'll get you up on four legs.
Come visit us today!
Advertisement Text
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
The Cross Roads Mall!
For fun, for friends, for store after store!
Late night closing every Saturday!
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
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What's your gun to you Kentucky?
"Freedom. Plain and simple."
"My gun is my constitutional right."
"My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
God Bless America.
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Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!
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The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
These work overalls? 80% off!
Can you afford to miss these prices?
Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!
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It's hot. It's too darn hot.
You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
You know what science just created?
The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
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What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
Double XL Bacon!
Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
Just use the magic words...
Unleash the Bacon!
And watch delicious happen!
The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!
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Ey, my name eez Pancho.
I am a leetle puppy dog!
I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
Arriba!
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♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
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♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
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My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
Making amends. Working together.
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Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further then anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!
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The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"
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I'm a cow!
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
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Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
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In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
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I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
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I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
Employment? Family? Marriage?
I know what you want and what you need.
And a consultation is free!
Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
Local and best!
Even though I do say so myself!
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