Playing with Bruce
Playing with Bruce is a unique VHS providing some lore.
Usage
The VHS can be used with an appropriate television to play the dialog of a recording of a woman or man playing with a dog named Bruce.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
Distribution
This VHS will only spawn once and only in living room shelves, making it incredibly rare.
Transcript
<dog barks>
Bruce’s Owner: Here Bruce. You want the ball, boy? You want the ball?
Bruce’s Owner: Fetch!
<Bruce runs even though the ball wasn’t thrown>
Bruce’s Owner: Haha, I didn't throw it Bruce and you still ran!
Bruce’s Owner: You’re so stupid, but I love you…
<dog barks and pants>