Adverts: Difference between revisions
VaileasysBot (talk | contribs) m (clean up) |
(Bump version, clean up names, clean up CSS, minor cleanups) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{ | {{Languages}} | ||
{{ | {{Header|The Game World|Lore|Transcripts|version=Version 41|incver=78.16}} | ||
'''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[ | '''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes. | ||
==TV adverts== | |||
===Companies=== | |||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px"> | |||
====Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy==== | |||
====Churn R | |||
</div> | </div> | ||
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | {| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | ||
!Churn R | !Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I am a cow. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone==== | ====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 40: | Line 38: | ||
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone | !Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Tough day? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Boss giving you grief? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Kids driving you crazy? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| We have an answer! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come visit today! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Fashionabelle==== | ====Fashionabelle==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 61: | Line 59: | ||
!Fashionabelle | !Fashionabelle | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| That is BEAUTIFUL! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Well I know where I'm going! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Right now? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| You said it! Right now! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Fashionabelle! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Fossoil==== | ====Fossoil==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 82: | Line 80: | ||
!Fossoil | !Fossoil | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| It's an uncertain world. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| You need people to rely on. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| People to trust. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| At Fossoil we understand that. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up our act. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's move on together. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's see others do the same. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Greene's Grocery==== | ====Greene's Grocery==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 106: | Line 104: | ||
!Greene's Grocery | !Greene's Grocery | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| When my father set up shop all that time ago? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| He believed in family, in quality and in America. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm the same. How about you guys? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| "We're all the same!" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips==== | ====Jolly Good Fish and Chips==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 129: | Line 127: | ||
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips | !Jolly Good Fish and Chips | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Authentic British cuisine! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Bottomless iced tea! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come today! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Pharmahug==== | ====Pharmahug==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 152: | Line 150: | ||
!Pharmahug | !Pharmahug | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ... and see a smile. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Your good health means so much. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here to help. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here for your s*pport. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Pharmahug: your health... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ... your store. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Pile o' Crepe==== | ====Pile o' Crepe==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 173: | Line 171: | ||
!Pile o' Crepe | !Pile o' Crepe | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Pizza Whirled==== | ====Pizza Whirled==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 200: | Line 198: | ||
!Pizza Whirled | !Pizza Whirled | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| What do you make of that, pal? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Jolly fantastic! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I'll say! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Seahorse Coffee==== | ====Seahorse Coffee==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 223: | Line 221: | ||
!Seahorse Coffee | !Seahorse Coffee | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!" | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====ValuInsurance==== | ====ValuInsurance==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 246: | Line 244: | ||
!ValuInsurance | !ValuInsurance | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| In today's busy cut and thrust world... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ...accidents happen. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow.... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ... but anxious always. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| You need a safety net. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| You need reassurance. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Wok and Rolls==== | ====Wok and Rolls==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 269: | Line 267: | ||
!Wok and Rolls | !Wok and Rolls | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Movies=== | ===Movies=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Dr. Oids==== | ====Dr. Oids==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 292: | Line 290: | ||
!Dr. Oids | !Dr. Oids | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I am Dr. Oids. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| In a future no-one thought would come. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| Live robots no-one thought could love. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| Or... dance. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Stop this frivolity! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| Dr. Oids will see you now! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| Out now in theaters! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====The Forgotten Element==== | ====The Forgotten Element==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 321: | Line 319: | ||
!The Forgotten Element | !The Forgotten Element | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| But there is... another. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| There is a Forgotten Element. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:#000000| *drums* *explosion* | | style="color: #000000;"| *drums* *explosion* | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:#000000| *Sprrring!* | | style="color: #000000;"| *Sprrring!* | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| I can't believe these things come in that size! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:#000000| *Crash!* *Gunshot!* | | style="color: #000000;"| *Crash!* *Gunshot!* | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The elements are against us today, huh? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| Not for long. Let's kick some butt! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:#000000| *tadaaaa!* | | style="color: #000000;"| *tadaaaa!* | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| Out now in theaters! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====PAWS: The Movie==== | ====PAWS: The Movie==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 354: | Line 352: | ||
!PAWS: The Movie | !PAWS: The Movie | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Further than anyone has gone before. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters! | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Products=== | ===Products=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Incontileve==== | ====Incontileve==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 382: | Line 380: | ||
!Incontileve | !Incontileve | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract.... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Ask your doctor today! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Ivanov clubs==== | ====Ivanov clubs==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 405: | Line 403: | ||
!Ivanov clubs | !Ivanov clubs | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| There's always this special moment. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| And you compare - right? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| So it's your lucky day. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Today I'm here to show you: the best. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ...pitch perfect. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====POP==== | ====POP==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 432: | Line 430: | ||
!POP | !POP | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Tooks Bear==== | ====Tooks Bear==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 455: | Line 453: | ||
!Tooks Bear | !Tooks Bear | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| You know why you'll like him the most? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist? | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Politics=== | ===Politics=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Democrat Mahoney==== | ====Democrat Mahoney==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 477: | Line 475: | ||
!Democrat Mahoney | !Democrat Mahoney | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He failed. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Republican Cal Fairweather==== | ====Republican Cal Fairweather==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 500: | Line 498: | ||
!Republican Cal Fairweather | !Republican Cal Fairweather | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. | ||
|} | |} | ||
| Line 529: | Line 527: | ||
===Companies=== | ===Companies=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Barge-N-Clothes==== | ====Barge-N-Clothes==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 535: | Line 533: | ||
!Barge-N-Clothes | !Barge-N-Clothes | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| These work overalls? 80% off! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Can you afford to miss these prices? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Churn R | ====Churn R Us==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | {| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | ||
!Churn R | !Churn R Us | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I'm a cow! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Cross Roads Mall==== | ====Cross Roads Mall==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 578: | Line 576: | ||
!Cross Roads Mall | !Cross Roads Mall | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Cross Roads Mall! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| For fun, for friends, for store after store! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Late night closing every Saturday! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Fossoil==== | ====Fossoil==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 599: | Line 597: | ||
!Fossoil | !Fossoil | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Making amends. Working together. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law==== | ====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 622: | Line 620: | ||
!Howie Zitron attorney-at-law | !Howie Zitron attorney-at-law | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Employment? Family? Marriage? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I know what you want and what you need. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| And a consultation is free! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Local and best! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Even though I do say so myself! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Knox Country Pony Roam-O==== | ====Knox Country Pony Roam-O==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 645: | Line 643: | ||
!Knox Country Pony Roam-O | !Knox Country Pony Roam-O | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Howdy Neighbor! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| We'll get you up on four legs. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit us today! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
==== | ====Pop==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | {| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | ||
! | !Pop | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Pile o' Crepe==== | ====Pile o' Crepe==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 689: | Line 687: | ||
!Pile o' Crepe | !Pile o' Crepe | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Seahorse Coffee==== | ====Seahorse Coffee==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 716: | Line 714: | ||
!Seahorse Coffee | !Seahorse Coffee | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!" | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Spiffo Burger==== | ====Spiffo Burger==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 739: | Line 737: | ||
!Spiffo Burger | !Spiffo Burger | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Double XL Bacon! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Just use the magic words... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Unleash the Bacon! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| And watch delicious happen! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Star-E-Plex | ====Star-E-Plex==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | {| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | ||
!Star-E-Plex theater | !Star-E-Plex theater | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Taco | ====Taco del Pancho==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | {| class="mw-collapsible pztable" | ||
!Taco | !Taco del Pancho | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Ey, my name eez Pancho. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I am a leetle puppy dog! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Arriba! | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center==== | ====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 804: | Line 802: | ||
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky? | | style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| "Freedom. Plain and simple." | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| "My gun is my constitutional right." | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!" | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| God Bless America. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Wok and Rolls==== | ====Wok and Rolls==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 821: | Line 819: | ||
!Wok and Rolls | !Wok and Rolls | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Zippee Market==== | ====Zippee Market==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 842: | Line 840: | ||
!Zippee Market | !Zippee Market | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| It's hot. It's too darn hot. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| You know what science just created? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Movies=== | ===Movies=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====PAWS: The Movie==== | ====PAWS: The Movie==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 866: | Line 864: | ||
!PAWS: The Movie | !PAWS: The Movie | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Further then anyone has gone before. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters! | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Politics=== | ===Politics=== | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Democrat Mahoney==== | ====Democrat Mahoney==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 894: | Line 892: | ||
!Democrat Mahoney | !Democrat Mahoney | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| He failed. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. | ||
|} | |} | ||
<div style="visibility: hidden; height:0px"> | <div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;"> | ||
====Republican Cal Fairweather==== | ====Republican Cal Fairweather==== | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
| Line 917: | Line 915: | ||
!Republican Cal Fairweather | !Republican Cal Fairweather | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what? | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="color:# | | style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. | ||
|} | |} | ||
{{Navbox media}} | |||
{{ | |||
Revision as of 23:19, 16 October 2023
Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both TVs and radios. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.
TV adverts
Companies
| Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy |
|---|
| I am a cow. |
| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. |
| Something... ice creamy. |
| Come to Churn R Us. |
| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy. |
| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. |
| This. This is the message of the cows. |
| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ |
| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ |
| Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone |
|---|
| Tough day? |
| Boss giving you grief? |
| Kids driving you crazy? |
| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know? |
| We have an answer! |
| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone! |
| Come visit today! |
| Fashionabelle |
|---|
| That is BEAUTIFUL! |
| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle. |
| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices. |
| Well I know where I'm going! |
| Right now? |
| You said it! Right now! |
| Fashionabelle! |
| Fossoil |
|---|
| It's an uncertain world. |
| You need people to rely on. |
| People to trust. |
| At Fossoil we understand that. |
| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska. |
| We've cleaned up our act. |
| And our gas prices are as low as they can go. |
| Let's move on together. |
| Let's see others do the same. |
| Greene's Grocery |
|---|
| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery. |
| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal. |
| But we haven't forgotten where we came from. |
| When my father set up shop all that time ago? |
| He believed in family, in quality and in America. |
| I'm the same. How about you guys? |
| "We're all the same!" |
| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family. |
| Jolly Good Fish and Chips |
|---|
| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ |
| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪ |
| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪ |
| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪ |
| Authentic British cuisine! |
| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu! |
| Bottomless iced tea! |
| Come today! |
| Pharmahug |
|---|
| It makes a difference to pick up your medication... |
| ... and see a smile. |
| Your good health means so much. |
| We're here to help. |
| We're here for your s*pport. |
| Pharmahug: your health... |
| ... your store. |
| Pile o' Crepe |
|---|
| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! |
| What can I get for you today? |
| PANCAKES! |
| Pancakes, or waffles? |
| PAAANCAKES! |
| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! |
| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! |
| Coming right up! |
| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
| Pizza Whirled |
|---|
| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today? |
| Hello there old boy! Pip pip! |
| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza! |
| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon... |
| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust! |
| What do you make of that, pal? |
| Jolly fantastic! |
| I'll say! |
| Seahorse Coffee |
|---|
| The Caramel Flan Latte! |
| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! |
| Refreshing! Filling! |
| The pick-me-up you're craving! |
| There's no better way to start the day! |
| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" |
| "One Caramel Flan Latte!" |
| "Coming right up!" |
| ValuInsurance |
|---|
| In today's busy cut and thrust world... |
| ...accidents happen. |
| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow.... |
| ... but anxious always. |
| You need a safety net. |
| You need reassurance. |
| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance. |
| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows. |
| Wok and Rolls |
|---|
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ |
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ |
| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! |
| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! |
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
Movies
| Dr. Oids |
|---|
| I am Dr. Oids. |
| Welcome to my... robot laboratory. |
| In a future no-one thought would come. |
| Live robots no-one thought could love. |
| Or... dance. |
| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪ |
| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪ |
| Stop this frivolity! |
| Dr. Oids will see you now! |
| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal. |
| Out now in theaters! |
| The Forgotten Element |
|---|
| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire. |
| But there is... another. |
| There is a Forgotten Element. |
| *drums* *explosion* |
| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck? |
| *Sprrring!* |
| I can't believe these things come in that size! |
| *Crash!* *Gunshot!* |
| The elements are against us today, huh? |
| Not for long. Let's kick some butt! |
| *tadaaaa!* |
| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13! |
| Out now in theaters! |
| PAWS: The Movie |
|---|
| Deep in the Magical Woodland. |
| Further than anyone has gone before. |
| There was a Raccoon. |
| A Raccoon with a mission. |
| A Raccoon who would change everything. |
| He would show the world how to laugh. |
| He would show the world how to love. |
| The Age of Spiffo had begun. |
| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. |
| Out now in theaters! |
Products
| Incontileve |
|---|
| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control. |
| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER... |
| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve. |
| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'. |
| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve. |
| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract.... |
| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation. |
| Ask your doctor today! |
| Ivanov clubs |
|---|
| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies... |
| There's always this special moment. |
| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same... |
| And you compare - right? |
| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost. |
| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best. |
| So it's your lucky day. |
| Today I'm here to show you: the best. |
| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is... |
| ...pitch perfect. |
| POP |
|---|
| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? |
| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! |
| Quench your thirst! |
| Energize your being! |
| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
| Tooks Bear |
|---|
| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear. |
| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town. |
| You know why you'll like him the most? |
| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing. |
| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and... |
| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!" |
| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist? |
Politics
| Democrat Mahoney |
|---|
| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. |
| A promise he broke in two. |
| He said he'd invest. |
| He said he'd clean up. |
| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. |
| He failed. |
| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. |
| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. |
| Republican Cal Fairweather |
|---|
| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress. |
| I hunt. I shoot. I fish. |
| I see nature all around. |
| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. |
| We've spent our time testing the land around us. |
| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... |
| ... to protect our country... |
| ... was as safe as we always thought it was. |
| Know what? |
| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. |
| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. |
| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. |
Radio Adverts
Companies
| Barge-N-Clothes |
|---|
| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on! |
| These fine leather jackets - 50% off! |
| These work overalls? 80% off! |
| Can you afford to miss these prices? |
| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes! |
| Churn R Us |
|---|
| I'm a cow! |
| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful. |
| Something... ice creamy. |
| Come to Churn R Us. |
| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy. |
| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man. |
| This. This is the message of the cows. |
| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪ |
| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪ |
| Cross Roads Mall |
|---|
| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
| The Cross Roads Mall! |
| For fun, for friends, for store after store! |
| Late night closing every Saturday! |
| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪ |
| Fossoil |
|---|
| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go! |
| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family. |
| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice. |
| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five. |
| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county. |
| Come on, join the Gas to Go family! |
| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company. |
| Making amends. Working together. |
| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law |
|---|
| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU. |
| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years! |
| Employment? Family? Marriage? |
| I know what you want and what you need. |
| And a consultation is free! |
| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law! |
| Local and best! |
| Even though I do say so myself! |
| Knox Country Pony Roam-O |
|---|
| Howdy Neighbor! |
| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O. |
| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer. |
| Whether you want your kids in the saddle... |
| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself. |
| We'll get you up on four legs. |
| Come visit us today! |
| Pop |
|---|
| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop? |
| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment! |
| Quench your thirst! |
| Energize your being! |
| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪ |
| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪ |
| Pile o' Crepe |
|---|
| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! |
| What can I get for you today? |
| PANCAKES! |
| Pancakes, or waffles? |
| PAAANCAKES! |
| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu! |
| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES! |
| Coming right up! |
| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪ |
| Seahorse Coffee |
|---|
| The Caramel Flan Latte! |
| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee! |
| Refreshing! Filling! |
| The pick-me-up you're craving! |
| There's no better way to start the day! |
| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?" |
| "One Caramel Flan Latte!" |
| "Coming right up!" |
| Spiffo Burger |
|---|
| What's better than a Spiffo Burger? |
| Still thinking? Well here's a clue... |
| Double XL Bacon! |
| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store... |
| Just use the magic words... |
| Unleash the Bacon! |
| And watch delicious happen! |
| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now! |
| Star-E-Plex theater |
|---|
| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday? |
| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action. |
| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance. |
| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn. |
| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall! |
| Taco del Pancho |
|---|
| Ey, my name eez Pancho. |
| I am a leetle puppy dog! |
| I am 'ere to tell you one thing. |
| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS! |
| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF! |
| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO! |
| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat! |
| Arriba! |
| West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center |
|---|
| What's your gun to you Kentucky? |
| "Freedom. Plain and simple." |
| "My gun is my constitutional right." |
| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!" |
| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center. |
| God Bless America. |
| Wok and Rolls |
|---|
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪ |
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪ |
| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand! |
| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today! |
| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪ |
| Zippee Market |
|---|
| It's hot. It's too darn hot. |
| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all. |
| You know what science just created? |
| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away. |
| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'... |
| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase! |
| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it! |
| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp |
Movies
| PAWS: The Movie |
|---|
| Deep in the Magical Woodland. |
| Further then anyone has gone before. |
| There was a Raccoon. |
| A Raccoon with a mission. |
| A Raccoon who would change everything. |
| He would show the world how to laugh. |
| He would show the world how to love. |
| The Age of Spiffo had begun. |
| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G. |
| Out now in theaters! |
Politics
| Democrat Mahoney |
|---|
| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise. |
| A promise he broke in two. |
| He said he'd invest. |
| He said he'd clean up. |
| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated. |
| He failed. |
| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change. |
| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party. |
| Republican Cal Fairweather |
|---|
| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess. |
| I hunt. I shoot. I fish. |
| I see nature all around. |
| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended. |
| We've spent our time testing the land around us. |
| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago... |
| ... to protect our country... |
| ... was as safe as we always thought it was. |
| Know what? |
| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful. |
| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress. |
| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party. |