Caring For Your Employees
Caring For Your Employees is a unique VHS providing some lore.
Usage
The VHS can be used with an appropriate television to play the dialog of a recording of a woman telling other managers how to take care of their employees.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
Distribution
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
| Building / Room | Container | Rolls | Chance |
|---|---|---|---|
| livingroom | shelves | 4 | 4.0 |
This VHS will only spawn once and only in living room shelves, making it incredibly rare.
Transcript
Marcia O'Donell:
Hi there. I'm Marcia O'Donell.
If you're watching this, you may have been treating your employees a little poorly.
But we all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers.
Let's start with the basics.
Your employees are human beings.
They may be a little-or a lot- slower than us managers.
They may not drive stylish cars, or work as hard...
But in most other ways they're just like you.
Make sure they have ample breaks, and snacks available.
Ensure their bathroom is of an acceptable standard.
And most importantly- don't put up with any talk of unions.
The main cause of employee-manager breakdown is unions...
...who point out things all good employees know to ignore.
If you have to shout, make sure to isolate the employee so others don't get upset.
And if they insist on only working nine-to-five...
...make it known they will never advance. Even if they won't advance anyway.
Follow these tips for a healthier, happier workplace.
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