J 13th birthday
J 13th birthday is a unique VHS providing some lore.
Usage
The VHS can be used with an appropriate television to play the dialog of a recording of Birthday of someone call Johnny.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
Distribution
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
| Building/Room | Container | Effective chance |
|---|---|---|
| livingroom | shelves | 10.78% |
This VHS will only spawn once and only in living room shelves, making it incredibly rare.
Transcript
Mom:
Happy Birthday dear Johnny!
Happy Birthday to you!
Johnny:
Mom, you don't have to sing...
Are you recording?
Mom:
Course I'm recording! you're a teenager today.
How does it feel to leave your chidhood behind?
Johnny:
Uh... boring.
Can Katie come over?
Mom:
Forget about Katie, Johnny. You'II thank me when you're older.
Johnny:
<sigh> More like crappy birthday...
Mom:
Don't cuss, Johnny...
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