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Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[Radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.  
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'''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[Television|TV]]s and [[radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.


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==TV adverts==
===Companies===
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====Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy====
 
==TV Adverts==
 
===Companies===
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====Pizza Whirled====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pizza Whirled
!Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am a cow.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| What do you make of that, pal?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Jolly fantastic!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'll say!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}  
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Tough day?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tough day?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Boss giving you grief?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Boss giving you grief?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Kids driving you crazy?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Kids driving you crazy?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We have an answer!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We have an answer!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come visit today!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come visit today!
|}
|}
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====Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy====
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Fashionabelle====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R' Us: Daisy Dairy
!Fashionabelle
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am a cow.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Well I know where I'm going!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Right now?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You said it! Right now!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Fashionabelle!
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Seahorse Coffee====
====Fossoil====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Seahorse Coffee
!Fossoil
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| It's an uncertain world.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte! 
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You need people to rely on.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| People to trust.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
| style="color: #ffc000;"| At Fossoil we understand that.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up our act.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's move on together.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's see others do the same.
|}
|}
 
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
<div style="visibility: hidden">
====Greene's Grocery====
====Greene's Grocery====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Greene's Grocery
!Greene's Grocery
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm the same. How about you guys?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm the same. How about you guys?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| "We're all the same!"  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "We're all the same!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Fossoil====
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fossoil
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| It's an uncertain world.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| You need people to rely on.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| People to trust.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| At Fossoil we understand that.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| We've cleaned up our act.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Authentic British cuisine!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's move on together.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Bottomless iced tea!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's see others do the same.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come today!
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Fashionabelle====
====Pharmahug====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fashionabelle
!Pharmahug
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... and see a smile.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Your good health means so much.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Well I know where I'm going!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here to help.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Right now?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here for your s*pport.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| You said it! Right now!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Pharmahug: your health...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Fashionabelle!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... your store.
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
====Pile o' Crepe====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Authentic British cuisine!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Bottomless iced tea!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come today!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====ValuInsurance====
====Pizza Whirled====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!ValuInsurance
!Pizza Whirled
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ...accidents happen.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
| style="color: #ffc000;"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ... but anxious always.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| You need a safety net. 
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| You need reassurance.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| What do you make of that, pal?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Jolly fantastic!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'll say!
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Wok and Rolls====
====Seahorse Coffee====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Wok and Rolls
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Pharmahug====
====ValuInsurance====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pharmahug
!ValuInsurance
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ...accidents happen.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... and see a smile.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Your good health means so much.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... but anxious always.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here to help.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need a safety net.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here for your s*pport.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need reassurance.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Pharmahug: your health...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... your store.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Pile o' Crepe====
====Wok and Rolls====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pile o' Crepe
!Wok and Rolls
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪  
|}
|}


===Movies===
===Movies===
<div style="visibility: hidden">
 
====The Forgotten Element====
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Dr. Oids====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!The Forgotten Element
!Dr. Oids
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| But there is... another.  
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| There is a Forgotten Element.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am Dr. Oids.
|-
|-
| style="color:#000000| *drums* *explosion*
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
| style="color: #ff0000;"| In a future no-one thought would come.
|-
|-
| style="color:#000000| *Sprrring!*
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Live robots no-one thought could love.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| I can't believe these things come in that size!
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Or... dance.
|-
|-
| style="color:#000000| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The elements are against us today, huh?
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Stop this frivolity!
|-
|-
| style="color:#000000| *tadaaaa!*
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Dr. Oids will see you now!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Dr. Oids====
====The Forgotten Element====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Dr. Oids
!The Forgotten Element
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| But there is... another.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am Dr. Oids.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| There is a Forgotten Element.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
| style="color: #000000;"| *drums* *explosion*
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| In a future no-one thought would come.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Live robots no-one thought could love.
| style="color: #000000;"| *Sprrring!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Or... dance.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| I can't believe these things come in that size!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪ 
| style="color: #000000;"| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The elements are against us today, huh?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Stop this frivolity!
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Dr. Oids will see you now!  
| style="color: #000000;"| *tadaaaa!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
| style="color: #ff0000;"| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Spiffo's Magical Woodland====
====PAWS: The Movie====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Spiffo's Magical Woodland
!PAWS: The Movie
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Further than anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further than anyone has gone before.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


===Products===
===Products===
<div style="visibility: hidden">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Incontileve====
====Incontileve====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Incontileve
!Incontileve
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
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|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
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| style="color:#FF0000| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Ask your doctor today!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ask your doctor today!
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====Tooks Bear====
====Ivanov clubs====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Tooks Bear
!Ivanov clubs
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| There's always this special moment.
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And you compare - right?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| You know why you'll like him the most?
| style="color: #ffc000;"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| So it's your lucky day.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ...pitch perfect.
|}
|}


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<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Ivanov clubs====
====POP====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Ivanov clubs
!POP
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| There's always this special moment.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| And you compare - right?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| So it's your lucky day.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is... 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ...pitch perfect.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


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<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====POP====
====Tooks Bear====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!POP
!Tooks Bear
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know why you'll like him the most?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


===Politics===
===Politics===
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====Democrat Mahoney====
====Democrat Mahoney====
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{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Democrat Mahoney
!Democrat Mahoney
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He failed.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
|}
|}


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<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Republican Cal Fairweather====
====Republican Cal Fairweather====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Republican Cal Fairweather
!Republican Cal Fairweather
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Know what?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
|}
|}


==Radio Adverts==
==Radio adverts==
===Companies===
{| class="pztable"
 
!Advertisement Text
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====Barge-N-Clothes====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Barge-N-Clothes
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Howdy Neighbor!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
| style="color: #00b050;"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
| style="color: #00b050;"| These work overalls? 80% off!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
| style="color: #00b050;"| Can you afford to miss these prices?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!
|}
 
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====Churn R Us====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R Us
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| We'll get you up on four legs.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I'm a cow!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit us today! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|}
 
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Cross Roads Mall!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Late night closing every Saturday! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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====Cross Roads Mall====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
{| class="wikitable theme-red"
!Cross Roads Mall
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Cross Roads Mall!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "My gun is my constitutional right."
| style="color: #8080ff;"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Late night closing every Saturday!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| God Bless America.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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====Fossoil====
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fossoil
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
|}
 
{| class="pztable"
!Advertisement Text
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| These work overalls? 80% off!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Can you afford to miss these prices?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Making amends. Working together.
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
| style="color: #00b050;"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| You know what science just created?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Employment? Family? Marriage?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I know what you want and what you need.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
| style="color: #00b050;"| And a consultation is free!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Local and best!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
| style="color: #00b050;"| Even though I do say so myself!
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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!Advertisement Text
====Knox Country Pony Roam-O====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Knox Country Pony Roam-O
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howdy Neighbor!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Double XL Bacon!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Just use the magic words...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Unleash the Bacon!
| style="color: #00b050;"| We'll get you up on four legs.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| And watch delicious happen!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit us today!
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!  
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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====Pop====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pop
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I am a leetle puppy dog!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Arriba!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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!Advertisement Text
====Pile o' Crepe====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst!
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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!Advertisement Text
====Seahorse Coffee====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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!Advertisement Text
====Spiffo Burger====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Spiffo Burger
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
| style="color: #00b050;"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Double XL Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Just use the magic words...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Unleash the Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
| style="color: #00b050;"| And watch delicious happen!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Making amends. Working together.
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!
|}
|}


{| class="pztable"
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!Advertisement Text
====Star-E-Plex====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Star-E-Plex theater
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Further then anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!
|}
 
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====Taco del Pancho====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Taco del Pancho
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am a leetle puppy dog!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
| style="color: #00b050;"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
| style="color: #00b050;"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Arriba!
|}
|}


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!Advertisement Text
====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte! 
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "My gun is my constitutional right."
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| God Bless America.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


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!Advertisement Text
====Wok and Rolls====
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I'm a cow!  
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
|-
!Wok and Rolls
| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|}
|}


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!Advertisement Text
====Zippee Market====
</div>
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!Zippee Market
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know what science just created?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
|}
 
===Movies===
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====PAWS: The Movie====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!PAWS: The Movie
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further then anyone has gone before.
|}
 
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!Advertisement Text
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| He failed.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


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===Politics===
!Advertisement Text
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====Democrat Mahoney====
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Democrat Mahoney
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
|}
 
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====Republican Cal Fairweather====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Republican Cal Fairweather
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Know what?
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
|}
 
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| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
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| style="color:#00B050"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
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| style="color:#00B050"| Employment? Family? Marriage?
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| I know what you want and what you need.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| And a consultation is free!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Local and best!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| Even though I do say so myself!
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
|}
|}
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Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both TVs and radios. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.

TV adverts

Companies

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
I am a cow.
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
Tough day?
Boss giving you grief?
Kids driving you crazy?
Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
We have an answer!
The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
Come visit today!

Fashionabelle

Fashionabelle
That is BEAUTIFUL!
This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
Well I know where I'm going!
Right now?
You said it! Right now!
Fashionabelle!

Fossoil

Fossoil
It's an uncertain world.
You need people to rely on.
People to trust.
At Fossoil we understand that.
We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
We've cleaned up our act.
And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
Let's move on together.
Let's see others do the same.

Greene's Grocery

Greene's Grocery
Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
When my father set up shop all that time ago?
He believed in family, in quality and in America.
I'm the same. How about you guys?
"We're all the same!"
Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.

Jolly Good Fish and Chips

Jolly Good Fish and Chips
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
Authentic British cuisine!
Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
Bottomless iced tea!
Come today!

Pharmahug

Pharmahug
It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
... and see a smile.
Your good health means so much.
We're here to help.
We're here for your s*pport.
Pharmahug: your health...
... your store.

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Pizza Whirled

Pizza Whirled
Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
What do you make of that, pal?
Jolly fantastic!
I'll say!

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

ValuInsurance

ValuInsurance
In today's busy cut and thrust world...
...accidents happen.
Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
... but anxious always.
You need a safety net.
You need reassurance.
Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Movies

Dr. Oids

Dr. Oids
I am Dr. Oids.
Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
In a future no-one thought would come.
Live robots no-one thought could love.
Or... dance.
♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
♪ Do the robot dance ♪
Stop this frivolity!
Dr. Oids will see you now!
Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
Out now in theaters!

The Forgotten Element

The Forgotten Element
Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
But there is... another.
There is a Forgotten Element.
*drums* *explosion*
Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
*Sprrring!*
I can't believe these things come in that size!
*Crash!* *Gunshot!*
The elements are against us today, huh?
Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
*tadaaaa!*
The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
Out now in theaters!

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further than anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Products

Incontileve

Incontileve
I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
Ask your doctor today!

Ivanov clubs

Ivanov clubs
I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
There's always this special moment.
You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
And you compare - right?
Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
So it's your lucky day.
Today I'm here to show you: the best.
Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
...pitch perfect.

POP

POP
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Tooks Bear

Tooks Bear
Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
You know why you'll like him the most?
He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
"I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

Radio adverts

Companies

Barge-N-Clothes

Barge-N-Clothes
The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
These work overalls? 80% off!
Can you afford to miss these prices?
Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!

Churn R Us

Churn R Us
I'm a cow!
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Cross Roads Mall

Cross Roads Mall
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
The Cross Roads Mall!
For fun, for friends, for store after store!
Late night closing every Saturday!
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪

Fossoil

Fossoil
My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
Making amends. Working together.

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
Employment? Family? Marriage?
I know what you want and what you need.
And a consultation is free!
Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
Local and best!
Even though I do say so myself!

Knox Country Pony Roam-O

Knox Country Pony Roam-O
Howdy Neighbor!
I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
We'll get you up on four legs.
Come visit us today!

Pop

Pop
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

Spiffo Burger

Spiffo Burger
What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
Double XL Bacon!
Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
Just use the magic words...
Unleash the Bacon!
And watch delicious happen!
The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!

Star-E-Plex

Star-E-Plex theater
Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!

Taco del Pancho

Taco del Pancho
Ey, my name eez Pancho.
I am a leetle puppy dog!
I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
Arriba!

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
What's your gun to you Kentucky?
"Freedom. Plain and simple."
"My gun is my constitutional right."
"My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
God Bless America.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Zippee Market

Zippee Market
It's hot. It's too darn hot.
You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
You know what science just created?
The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp

Movies

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further then anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

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