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PawsTV is a children's cartoon channel that regularly shows cartoons, even throughout the course of the apocalyptic Knox Event. During the nighttime, infomercials play, as the intended audience is meant to be asleep. Like other forms of media, PawsTV goes down during the media blackout on 7/17 and will no longer be accessible.

Schedule

PawsTV has a consistent schedule which is as follows:

Morning Noon Evening Night
Hug Bunnies We are the Moderators Magical Woodland Infomercial

Transcript

The following is the complete transcript with times taken from media/radio/RadioData.xml

Note that the transcript accounts for reruns by including the times of each run of the episode.

Hug Bunnies

Hug Bunnies is a cartoon meant to teach children good behavior and manners. It has three recurring characters: Jemima Bunny, Zachary Bunny, and Nanny Bunny. In each episode, either Jemima or Zachary Bunny gets into trouble and is corrected by Nanny Bunny. The episodes conclude with a round of hugs between the Bunny family.

Date: July 9, 1993 and July 15, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Jemima?

person3:

I'm counting bricks!
One. Two...

person2:

I want to count bricks too!

person3:

You must wait your turn.
Nanny Bunny will be cross!

person2:

No! I won't wait my turn!

person4:

Zachary Bunny! What are you doing?

person2:

Jemima won't let me count her bricks!

person4:

Zachary Bunny - round here we have one rule.
Be lovely!
You can count your bricks... together.

person3:

One brick.

person2:

Two bricks.

person3:

Three bricks!

person4:

Now then, shall we hug?
Huuuu-

person2:

-uuuu-

person3:

-uuug!

person2:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


Date: July 10, 1993 and July 16, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Zachary?

person3:

I'm playing on the slide!
Weeeeee!

person2:

I want to play on the slide!

person3:

No! This is my slide!

person2:

But Nanny Bunny says that we must share!

person3:

It is MY slide!

person4:

Jemima Bunny! What are you doing?

person3:

I am playing on my slide!

person4:

Jemima Bunny - round here we have one rule.
Be lovely!
Would you like to play on the see-saw?

person2:

Yes Nanny Bunny, I would.

person4:

And Zachary, would you like to play on the see-saw?

person3:

Yes Nanny Bunny.

person4:

The see-saw lets you play... together!
Now then, shall we hug?

person3:

Huuuu-

person2:

-uuuu-

person4:

-uuug!

person2:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


Date: July 11, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Jemima?

person3:

I'm doing a jigsaw.
It's of a dinosaur.
I just need... Oh no!
I've lost the piece with the dinosaur's tail!

person2:

Hee hee! Rawr! I'm a dinosaur!
And I have the dinosaur tail!

person3:

No Zachary Bunny!

person2:

You can not have it! It is mine!

person4:

Zachary Bunny! What are you doing?

person2:

Nanny Bunny!

person4:

You do your dinosaur puzzle... together.
It's more fun that way!
Zachary Bunny, put the dinosaur tail in... here.
Now then, isn't that better?

person2:

Yes Nanny Bunny!

person4:

Now then, shall we hug?
Huuuu-

person2:

-uuuu-

person3:

-uuug!

person2:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


Date: July 12, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Zachary?

person3:

I'm reading from my book.
It is about a spaceship!

person2:

Spaceships are very boring Zachary Bunny!

person3:

No they are not!

person2:

Spaceships are for silly bunnies!

person3:

No they are not!

person2:

Ponies are better!

person3:

Ponies are NOT better!

person4:

Jemima Bunny! Zachary Bunny!
What are you doing?
Round here we have one rule!
Be lovely!
Jemima Bunny: it is good to like books about spaceships.
Zachary Bunny: it is good to like books about ponies.
Would you like to read your books about spaceships and ponies to each other?

person2:

Yes Nanny Bunny!

person3:

Yes please!

person4:

Now then, shall we hug?

person2:

Huuuu-

person4:

-uuuu-

person3:

-uuug!

person2:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


Date: July 13, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Jemima Bunny?

person3:

I'm blowing bubbles!
I like bubbles!

person2:

I like bursting bubbles!

person3:

No Zachary Bunny! Don't burst my bubbles!

person2:

Ha ha! Look at them pop!

person4:

Zachary Bunny! What are you doing?
Nanny Bunny!
Jemima Bunny is very sad that you burst the bubbles!
Round here we have one rule!
Be lovely!
Chase the bubbles!
And then we can take turns!

person2:

Taking turns is fun!

person4:

Now then, shall we hug?
Huuuu-

person2:

-uuuu-

person3:

-uuug!

person2:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


Date: July 14, 1993
Time: 06:0012:00

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person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪

person2:

Good morning Zachary Bunny!

person3:

Good morning Jemima Bunny!

person2:

What are you doing Zachary?

person3:

I'm splashing in water!
Splash! Splash!

person2:

No Zachary Bunny! Not all over my prettiest dress!

person3:

Splash! Splash! Hee hee!

person2:

My prettiest dress is all ruined!

person4:

Zachary Bunny!
What are you doing?
Round here we have one rule!
Be lovely!
Zachary Bunny you may splash water, but on the plants.
Jemima Bunny, I will dry your prettiest dress.
And you can help Zachary Bunny!
Plants need water to grow!
Now then, shall we hug?

person3:

Huuuu-

person2:

-uuuu-

person4:

-uuug!

person3:

Yippee!

person1:

♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ Having fun, we learn through play! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪
♪ In the sunshine every day! ♪
♪ Hug Bunnies! ♪


We are the Moderators

We are the Moderators is an action cartoon that is arguably not suited well for PawsTV. It utilizes a much larger vocabulary compared to either other cartoon on the network. The story revolves around an unnamed protagonist in his preparation for battle against ArchDuke OldWorld, who aims to take over the planet.

Date: July 9, 1993 (midnight), July 10, 1993 and July 15, 1993
Time: 12:0018:00

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person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪

person2:

Welcome to my Ice Palace, friends. From here: we strike back.

person3:

How can we fight a force imbued with our own power?
I see the fool that hurled ArchDuke OldWorld into the Chaos Abyss is among us?

person4:

I cast the fiend into the pit to SAVE all we know!

person3:

Yet now the ArchDuke runs rampant through our flock!

person2:

He bends and warps their reality! What is known becomes changed!
The greatest calamity since the time of the Dark One is at hand!

person3:

I feel the rage of a thousand suns!

person2:

Be calm! My frozen walls melt! They begin to flow free!
Fellow Moderator!
Use your arcane understanding of the mind!
Becalm him! Before my Celestial Ice Palace floods our land!

person3:

The end! It is near!

person4:

Feel my ancestral power oh friend!

person3:

The anger! It burns!

person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪


Date: July 9, 1993 and July 14, 1993
Time: 12:0018:00

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person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪

person2:

Greetings, fellow Moderators.
This meeting has been convened at a time of dire need.

person3:

I agree, my good and worthy companion.
I awoke to fresh frost atop my ice palace.

person4:

It feels... strange.
As if no time has passed since ArchDuke OldWorld was hurled into the Chaos Abyss.

person2:

The people are restless. We must act.

person5:

BUT HOW CAN YOU ACT, WHEN I...
ARCHDUKE OLDWORLD... HAVE RETURNED!

person4:

But, how can this be?

person5:

FOOLS!
BY CASTING ME INTO THE CHAOS ABYSS YOU HAVE IMBUED ME...
WITH THE POWER OF THE MODERATORS THEMSELVES!

person3:

But, this is what was foretold!

person2:

These are the end-times!

person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪


Date: July 11, 1993 and July 16, 1993
Time: 12:0018:00

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person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪

person2:

WELCOME MODERATORS. YOU AWAKE IN CHAINS!
THE ICE PALACE IS MELTING.
THE AGE OF ARCHDUKE OLDWORLD BEGINS AGAIN.

person1:

What? How can this be?

person2:

WHILE YOUR THREE FRIENDS FOUGHT, I STOLE YOU AS YOU SLEPT.

person3:

My liege? Are you there?

person1:

Young one? Is that you I see in the darkness?

person2:

IT IS HE! YOU THOUGHT HIM DEAD, BUT NO.
AT DAWN I REWRITE THE COSMOS.
YOU WILL PERISH TOGETHER, AS WAS FORETOLD. FAREWELL!

person3:

My liege, you must listen.
These... twenty long years I have kept something precious safe.

person1:

Young one, what is this I see in the darkness?

person3:

It is... your pole my liege. Take it.
Reunite the Moderators, in this the people's time of need.

person1:

Can it be real? The Pole of Justice returned to my hand?

person3:

Save them. For now... I die...

person1:

Young one! Young one, no!

person3:

I... Die!

person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪


Date: July 12, 1993
Time: 12:0018:00

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person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪

person2:

My ice palace is destroyed!

person3:

I care not! My rage remains undimmed!

person4:

My powers of mental understanding begin to crumble!

person1:

Moderators! Quell your fires!

person2:

Is it... Is it he?

person1:

I come from the dungeons of ArchDuke OldWorld with tragic news.
The young one, he is dead.

person4:

I am forlorn. To me, he was much akin to a son.

person1:

To us all, friend.

person2:

I felt this disturbance amidst the spray of the dawn snow.

person1:

Moderators, the time for argument is now over.
When first we discovered the Power of the Moderators, it was a time of dire need.
The reign of the Dark One was at its height.
Together we fought him. Together we defeated him.
Only through unity and friendship, can we hope to repel that which follows.
Who will stand with me in the fight against ArchDuke OldWorld?

person2:

I shall.

person3:

And I.

person4:

The Moderators will prevail.

person1:

Friends, I bear the Pole of Justice.
The final battle is at hand.

person3:

To battle!

person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪


Date: July 13, 1993
Time: 12:0018:00

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person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Moderators! MODERATORS! ♪

person2:

I STAND HERE WITH THE FATE OF YOUR KIN IN MY HANDS.
WATCH MY VICTORY, MODERATORS.
IT IS THE LAST YOU WILL KNOW.

person1:

With this the Pole of Justice, I will smite you OldWorld!

person2:

ALONE? I THINK NOT.

person3:

He does not strike back alone!

person4:

Behold, my power of ice!

person5:

Burn in the rage of a thousands suns!

person2:

ARGH! HOW CAN I WITHSTAND THIS?
THE POWER OF THE MODERATORS!

person5:

Ahah! Our revenge is at hand!

person2:

I AM DEFEATED, BUT WITH MY OWN POWER OF THE MODERATORS I CAN END THIS!
I CAN END IT ALL!
REALITY SHALL BECOME UNDONE!

person3:

No! ArchDuke OldWorld! I felt it then, and I feel it now!
There is still good in you!
Lay down your power, before our realm unbinds!

person2:

NO, I CANNOT! ALL WILL FADE!

person3:

You can, ArchDuke. Look to me! Feel my compassion!

person2:

I... I... I SHALL.
THE POWER OF THE MODERATORS IS BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION.
I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE. YOUR REALM IS SAFE.
I ONLY ASK THAT WHEN THE NIGHT SKY DARKENS, YOU REMEMBER ME.

person1:

We will find a way, ArchDuke OldWorld.
And should you ever choose to return...
Know that we will be here to protect our people.
We go by many names. But forever and a day, we shall be...
The Moderators.

person3:

Huzzah!

person1:

♪ We are the Moderators! ♪
♪ Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident! ♪
♪ Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators! ♪


Magical Woodland

Magical Woodland has particularly short episodes and stars (and is sponsored by) everyone's favorite Spiffo. Each episode introduces a new friend of Spiffo. It is fully voiced by the narrator of the show as he explains who Spiffo's special guest is for the day and what it is they do. Each episode features the phrase "I never knew friends could have this much fun!" Following is generally a goodnight message to the viewers and to Magical Woodland itself.

Date: July 9, 1993 (morning), July 15, 1993 and July 18, 1993
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Furbert the Squirrel? What a lovely acorn he's clutching.
Building?
Such fun! Cutting wood, and making furniture!
Tables, bookcases, hat stands and chairs!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
You really are a special builder Furbert. So clever!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Furbert.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 9, 1993, July 17, 1993, July 18, 1993 and July 19, 1993 (morning)
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Boris the Badger? His stripes are so lovely.
Scuba-diving?
Such fun! Bubble bubble underwater.
Seeing all the fishies swimming by!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Don't tread on the big orange fish Boris!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Boris.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 10, 1993
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Furbert the Squirrel? What a lovely acorn he's clutching.
Skateboarding?
Such fun! Rolling and rolling, scooting and skating!
Fun in the sunny magical woodland glades!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Don't do a big trick Furbert, you might hurt yourself!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Furbert.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 11, 1993
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Moley the Mole? Doesn't his nose twitch adorably?
Soccer?
Such fun! Kick and dive, and score and scamper!
Playing games and learning besides!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Don't fall over on the grass Moley!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Moley.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Day: 3 Start time: 5400 End time: 5730
Day: 9 Start time: 13320 End time: 13680
Day: 10 Start time: 15480 End time: 15810 Date: July 12, 1993, July 18, 1993 (morning) and July 19, 1993 Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Pancake the Hedgehog? Her eyes are so bright and so blue!
Playing chess?
Such fun! Thinking hard and moving pieces.
Testing your cleverness and remembering rules!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Don't dance on the chessboard Pancake!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Pancake.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 13, 1997 and July 20, 1997 Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Fluffyfoot the Fluffy Bunny? Have you ever seen a rabbit so fluffily scrumptious?
Disco dancing?
Such fun! Jumping and jiving, ducking and diving.
Moving to the amazing beat!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Keep on dancing Fluffyfoot! Have an amazing time!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Fluffyfoot.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 14, 1993
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Boris the Badger? His stripes are so lovely.
Cooking?
Such fun! Stirring, baking, mixing it altogether.
Making such delicious food!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Don't eat all those lovely cakes Boris!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Boris.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


Date: July 16, 1993
Time: 18:0023:30

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person1:

It's time to visit the Magical Woodland!
Sponsored by Spiffo's!

person2:

Hi there Spiffo! Who's your little friend?
What's that?
Moley the Mole? Doesn't his nose twitch adorably?
Running?
Such fun! Puff and pant, sprint and jog.
Seeing how fast your little legs can go!
I never knew friends could have this much fun!
Almost at the finish line Moley! Not far to go!
Oh no! It's time for bed.
Goodnight Moley.
Good night Magical Woodland. Good night.
Good night.


See also