Dating Agency (Female)
Dating Agency (Female) is a unique VHS providing some lore and fun.
Usage
The VHS can be used with an appropriate television to play the dialog of a recording from a female dating agency.
The player can reduce boredom by -5 for each line of dialog when in the vicinity of a television playing the VHS.
Distribution
The loot distributions can be found in the table(s) below.
| Building / Room | Container | Rolls | Chance |
|---|---|---|---|
| livingroom | shelves | 4 | 4.0 |
This VHS will only spawn once and only in living room shelves, making it incredibly rare.
Transcript
♪ Romantic music. ♪
Laura:
Hello. I'm Laura. I'm 23, and I'm student at Louisville State.
If you like reading, rock music, and walks by the river...
...leave me a message.
♪ Romantic music.♪
Amber:
Hi, I'm Amber. I'm 33, a high school teacher in Riverside.
If you like stock car racing, beer, and have a great big belly..
...send me a message!
♪ Romantic music.♪
Hannah:
Hi there, I'm Hannah. I'm 48, and a member of the board at Fossoil.
If you're tall, dark, and have a lovely smile...
...send me a message!
♪ Romantic music. ♪
Crystal:
Hi, I'm Crystal. I'm 30, and work at Crossroads Mall.
If you're a skater with long hair and a body to die for...
...why not come do some "grinding" with me?
<giggle>
♪ Romantic music. ♪
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