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==TV Adverts==
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'''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[Television|TV]]s and [[radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.


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==TV adverts==
!Advertisement Text
===Companies===
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====Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy====
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!Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am a cow.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| What do you make of that, pal?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Jolly fantastic!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I'll say!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
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====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
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!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Tough day?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tough day?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Boss giving you grief?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Boss giving you grief?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Kids driving you crazy?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Kids driving you crazy?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| We have an answer!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We have an answer!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Come visit today!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come visit today!
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!Advertisement Text
====Fashionabelle====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
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!Fashionabelle
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Well I know where I'm going!
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| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Right now?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You said it! Right now!
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| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Fashionabelle!
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!Advertisement Text
====Fossoil====
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!Fossoil
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| style="color: #ffc000;"| It's an uncertain world.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You need people to rely on.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #ffc000;"| People to trust.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
| style="color: #ffc000;"| At Fossoil we understand that.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst! 
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up our act.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's move on together.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's see others do the same.
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====Greene's Grocery====
!Advertisement Text
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!Greene's Grocery
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?
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| style="color:#FFC000"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm the same. How about you guys?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm the same. How about you guys?
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| style="color:#FF0000| "We're all the same!"  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "We're all the same!"
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.
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!Advertisement Text
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
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| style="color:#FFC000"| It's an uncertain world.
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!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| You need people to rely on.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| People to trust.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| At Fossoil we understand that.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
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| style="color:#FFC000"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
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| style="color:#FFC000"| We've cleaned up our act.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Authentic British cuisine!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's move on together.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Bottomless iced tea!
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's see others do the same.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come today!
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====Pharmahug====
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!Pharmahug
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Further than anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... and see a smile.
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Your good health means so much.
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here to help.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here for your s*pport.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Pharmahug: your health...
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| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... your store.
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====Pile o' Crepe====
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!Pile o' Crepe
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Well I know where I'm going!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Right now?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| You said it! Right now!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Fashionabelle!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
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====Pizza Whirled====
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!Pizza Whirled
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| style="color:#00B050"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
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| style="color:#00B050"| ...accidents happen.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
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| style="color:#00B050"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
| style="color: #ffc000;"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
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| style="color:#00B050"| ... but anxious always.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
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| style="color:#00B050"| You need a safety net. 
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
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| style="color:#00B050"| You need reassurance.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| What do you make of that, pal?
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| style="color:#00B050"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Jolly fantastic!
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| style="color:#00B050"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'll say!
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====Seahorse Coffee====
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!Seahorse Coffee
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
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| style="color:#00B050"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
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====ValuInsurance====
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!ValuInsurance
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| style="color: #00b050;"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...
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| style="color: #00b050;"| ...accidents happen.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
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| style="color:#00B050"| But there is... another.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... but anxious always.
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| style="color:#00B050"| There is a Forgotten Element.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need a safety net.
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| style="color:#000000| *drums* *explosion*
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need reassurance.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
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|-
| style="color:#000000| *Sprrring!*
| style="color: #00b050;"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.
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====Wok and Rolls====
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!Wok and Rolls
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|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| I can't believe these things come in that size!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#000000| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The elements are against us today, huh?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
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| style="color:#00B0F0| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
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| style="color:#000000| *tadaaaa!*
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
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| style="color:#FF0000| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
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| style="color:#FF0000| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
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===Movies===
!Advertisement Text
 
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====Dr. Oids====
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!Dr. Oids
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I am Dr. Oids.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am Dr. Oids.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
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| style="color:#FF0000| In a future no-one thought would come.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| In a future no-one thought would come.
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| style="color:#FF0000| Live robots no-one thought could love.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Live robots no-one thought could love.
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| style="color:#FF0000| Or... dance.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Or... dance.
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| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
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| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Stop this frivolity!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Stop this frivolity!
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| style="color:#FF0000| Dr. Oids will see you now!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Dr. Oids will see you now!
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| style="color:#00B0F0| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Out now in theaters!
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====The Forgotten Element====
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!The Forgotten Element
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| style="color: #00b050;"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
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| style="color: #00b050;"| But there is... another.
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| style="color: #00b050;"| There is a Forgotten Element.
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| style="color: #000000;"| *drums* *explosion*
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
|-
| style="color: #000000;"| *Sprrring!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| I can't believe these things come in that size!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ... and see a smile.
| style="color: #000000;"| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Your good health means so much.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The elements are against us today, huh?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here to help.
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| We're here for your s*pport.
| style="color: #000000;"| *tadaaaa!*
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Pharmahug: your health...
| style="color: #ff0000;"| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ... your store.
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Out now in theaters!
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====PAWS: The Movie====
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!PAWS: The Movie
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further than anyone has gone before.
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| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
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| style="color:#00B050"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
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|-
| style="color:#FF0000| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
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|-
| style="color:#FF0000| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Ask your doctor today!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
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!Advertisement Text
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====Incontileve====
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!Incontileve
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| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| You know why you'll like him the most?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
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| style="color:#FF0000| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
| style="color: #ff0000;"| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ask your doctor today!
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====Ivanov clubs====
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!Ivanov clubs
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| There's always this special moment.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| There's always this special moment.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| And you compare - right?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And you compare - right?
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| So it's your lucky day.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| So it's your lucky day.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ...pitch perfect.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ...pitch perfect.
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====POP====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I am a cow.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
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====Tooks Bear====
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| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! 
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!Tooks Bear
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?
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| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!  
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| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
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| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
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| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know why you'll like him the most?
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| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
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| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
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| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?
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====Democrat Mahoney====
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| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
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| style="color:#00B050"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He failed.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
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====Republican Cal Fairweather====
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Know what?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
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===Companies===
 
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====Barge-N-Clothes====
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|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
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| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
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|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| These work overalls? 80% off!
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| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| Can you afford to miss these prices?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Authentic British cuisine!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!
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====Churn R Us====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I'm a cow!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Bottomless iced tea!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Come today!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Howdy Neighbor!
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
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| style="color:#00B050"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
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| style="color:#00B050"| We'll get you up on four legs.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
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| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit us today!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
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====Cross Roads Mall====
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The Cross Roads Mall!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Cross Roads Mall!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Late night closing every Saturday!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Late night closing every Saturday!
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| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
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| style="color:#00B050"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
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====Fossoil====
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "My gun is my constitutional right."
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
|-
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| style="color:#00B0F0| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| God Bless America.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Making amends. Working together.
|}
|}


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====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law====
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!Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
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| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
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| style="color: #00b050;"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
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| style="color: #00b050;"| Employment? Family? Marriage?
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
| style="color: #00b050;"| I know what you want and what you need.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
| style="color: #00b050;"| And a consultation is free!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Local and best!
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Even though I do say so myself!
|}
|}


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!Advertisement Text
====Knox Country Pony Roam-O====
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!Knox Country Pony Roam-O
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| style="color: #00b050;"| Howdy Neighbor!
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| These work overalls? 80% off!
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Can you afford to miss these prices?
| style="color: #00b050;"| We'll get you up on four legs.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit us today!
|}
|}


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====Pop====
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!Pop
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| You know what science just created?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
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| style="color:#8080FF"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


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====Pile o' Crepe====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
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| style="color:#00B050"| Double XL Bacon!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Just use the magic words...
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Unleash the Bacon!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| And watch delicious happen!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
|}


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====Seahorse Coffee====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| I am a leetle puppy dog!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
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| style="color:#00B050"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
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| style="color:#00B050"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
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| style="color:#00B050"| Arriba!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


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====Spiffo Burger====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Spiffo Burger
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
| style="color: #00b050;"| Double XL Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Quench your thirst! 
| style="color: #00b050;"| Just use the magic words...
|-
|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| Energize your being!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Unleash the Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| And watch delicious happen!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!
|}
|}


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====Star-E-Plex====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
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!Star-E-Plex theater
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!
|}
|}


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====Taco del Pancho====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Taco del Pancho
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am a leetle puppy dog!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
| style="color: #00b050;"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
| style="color: #00b050;"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
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| style="color:#00B050"| Making amends. Working together.
| style="color: #00b050;"| Arriba!
|}
|}


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====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center====
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!West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Further then anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "My gun is my constitutional right."
|-
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| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon with a mission.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| God Bless America.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Out now in theaters!
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|}


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====Wok and Rolls====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Refreshing! Filling! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| The pick-me-up you're craving!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| There's no better way to start the day!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| "Coming right up!"
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|}
|}


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====Zippee Market====
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I'm a cow!  
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!Zippee Market
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| style="color:#8080FF"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.
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|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| Something... ice creamy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Come to Churn R Us.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know what science just created?
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
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| style="color:#8080FF"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
|-
|-
| style="color:#8080FF"| This. This is the message of the cows.
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
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|}


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===Movies===
!Advertisement Text
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====PAWS: The Movie====
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!PAWS: The Movie
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| style="color:#00B050"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe! 
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| What can I get for you today?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further then anyone has gone before.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PANCAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Pancakes, or waffles?
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAANCAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
|-
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| style="color:#00B050"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
|-
|-
| style="color:#FF0000| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B050"| Coming right up!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
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|}


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!Advertisement Text
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====Democrat Mahoney====
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| style="color:#00B050"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
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|-
| style="color:#00B050"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
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| style="color:#00B050"| He failed.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
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| style="color:#00B050"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
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====Republican Cal Fairweather====
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
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|-
| style="color:#FFC000"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
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| style="color:#FFC000"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Know what?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
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| style="color:#FFC000"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
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| style="color:#00B0F0| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
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| style="color:#00B050"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
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| style="color:#00B050"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
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Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both TVs and radios. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.

TV adverts

Companies

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
I am a cow.
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
Tough day?
Boss giving you grief?
Kids driving you crazy?
Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
We have an answer!
The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
Come visit today!

Fashionabelle

Fashionabelle
That is BEAUTIFUL!
This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
Well I know where I'm going!
Right now?
You said it! Right now!
Fashionabelle!

Fossoil

Fossoil
It's an uncertain world.
You need people to rely on.
People to trust.
At Fossoil we understand that.
We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
We've cleaned up our act.
And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
Let's move on together.
Let's see others do the same.

Greene's Grocery

Greene's Grocery
Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
When my father set up shop all that time ago?
He believed in family, in quality and in America.
I'm the same. How about you guys?
"We're all the same!"
Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.

Jolly Good Fish and Chips

Jolly Good Fish and Chips
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
Authentic British cuisine!
Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
Bottomless iced tea!
Come today!

Pharmahug

Pharmahug
It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
... and see a smile.
Your good health means so much.
We're here to help.
We're here for your s*pport.
Pharmahug: your health...
... your store.

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Pizza Whirled

Pizza Whirled
Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
What do you make of that, pal?
Jolly fantastic!
I'll say!

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

ValuInsurance

ValuInsurance
In today's busy cut and thrust world...
...accidents happen.
Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
... but anxious always.
You need a safety net.
You need reassurance.
Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Movies

Dr. Oids

Dr. Oids
I am Dr. Oids.
Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
In a future no-one thought would come.
Live robots no-one thought could love.
Or... dance.
♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
♪ Do the robot dance ♪
Stop this frivolity!
Dr. Oids will see you now!
Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
Out now in theaters!

The Forgotten Element

The Forgotten Element
Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
But there is... another.
There is a Forgotten Element.
*drums* *explosion*
Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
*Sprrring!*
I can't believe these things come in that size!
*Crash!* *Gunshot!*
The elements are against us today, huh?
Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
*tadaaaa!*
The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
Out now in theaters!

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further than anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Products

Incontileve

Incontileve
I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
Ask your doctor today!

Ivanov clubs

Ivanov clubs
I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
There's always this special moment.
You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
And you compare - right?
Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
So it's your lucky day.
Today I'm here to show you: the best.
Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
...pitch perfect.

POP

POP
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Tooks Bear

Tooks Bear
Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
You know why you'll like him the most?
He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
"I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

Radio adverts

Companies

Barge-N-Clothes

Barge-N-Clothes
The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
These work overalls? 80% off!
Can you afford to miss these prices?
Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!

Churn R Us

Churn R Us
I'm a cow!
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Cross Roads Mall

Cross Roads Mall
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
The Cross Roads Mall!
For fun, for friends, for store after store!
Late night closing every Saturday!
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪

Fossoil

Fossoil
My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
Making amends. Working together.

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
Employment? Family? Marriage?
I know what you want and what you need.
And a consultation is free!
Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
Local and best!
Even though I do say so myself!

Knox Country Pony Roam-O

Knox Country Pony Roam-O
Howdy Neighbor!
I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
We'll get you up on four legs.
Come visit us today!

Pop

Pop
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

Spiffo Burger

Spiffo Burger
What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
Double XL Bacon!
Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
Just use the magic words...
Unleash the Bacon!
And watch delicious happen!
The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!

Star-E-Plex

Star-E-Plex theater
Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!

Taco del Pancho

Taco del Pancho
Ey, my name eez Pancho.
I am a leetle puppy dog!
I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
Arriba!

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
What's your gun to you Kentucky?
"Freedom. Plain and simple."
"My gun is my constitutional right."
"My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
God Bless America.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Zippee Market

Zippee Market
It's hot. It's too darn hot.
You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
You know what science just created?
The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp

Movies

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further then anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

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