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'''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[Television|TV]]s and [[radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.
'''Adverts''' are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both [[TV]]s and [[radio]]s. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.


==TV adverts==
==TV adverts==
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====Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy====
====Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
!Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am a cow.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am a cow.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}
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====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
====Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone====
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{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
!Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
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====Fashionabelle====
====Fashionabelle====
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{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fashionabelle
!Fashionabelle
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| That is BEAUTIFUL!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| That is BEAUTIFUL!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Well I know where I'm going!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Well I know where I'm going!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Right now?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Right now?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You said it! Right now!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You said it! Right now!
|-
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| style="color: #8080ff;"| Fashionabelle!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Fashionabelle!
|}
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====Fossoil====
====Fossoil====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fossoil
!Fossoil
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| It's an uncertain world.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| It's an uncertain world.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You need people to rely on.
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You need people to rely on.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| People to trust.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| People to trust.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| At Fossoil we understand that.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| At Fossoil we understand that.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up our act.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've cleaned up our act.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's move on together.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's move on together.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's see others do the same.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's see others do the same.
|}
|}
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
<div style="visibility: hidden; height: 0px;">
====Greene's Grocery====
====Greene's Grocery====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Greene's Grocery
!Greene's Grocery
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| When my father set up shop all that time ago?
|-
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| style="color: #ffc000;"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| He believed in family, in quality and in America.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm the same. How about you guys?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm the same. How about you guys?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "We're all the same!"  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "We're all the same!"
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.
|}
|}


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====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
====Jolly Good Fish and Chips====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
!Jolly Good Fish and Chips
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Authentic British cuisine!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Authentic British cuisine!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Bottomless iced tea!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Bottomless iced tea!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come today!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come today!
|}
|}


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====Pharmahug====
====Pharmahug====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pharmahug
!Pharmahug
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... and see a smile.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... and see a smile.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Your good health means so much.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Your good health means so much.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here to help.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here to help.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here for your s*pport.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We're here for your s*pport.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Pharmahug: your health...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Pharmahug: your health...
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... your store.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ... your store.
|}
|}


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====Pile o' Crepe====
====Pile o' Crepe====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pile o' Crepe
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
|}


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====Pizza Whirled====
====Pizza Whirled====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pizza Whirled
!Pizza Whirled
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| What do you make of that, pal?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| What do you make of that, pal?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Jolly fantastic!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Jolly fantastic!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'll say!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'll say!
|}
|}


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====Seahorse Coffee====
====Seahorse Coffee====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Seahorse Coffee
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
|}
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====ValuInsurance====
====ValuInsurance====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!ValuInsurance
!ValuInsurance
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In today's busy cut and thrust world...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ...accidents happen.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ...accidents happen.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... but anxious always.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... but anxious always.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need a safety net.
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need a safety net.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need reassurance.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| You need reassurance.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.
|}
|}


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====Wok and Rolls====
====Wok and Rolls====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Wok and Rolls
!Wok and Rolls
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
|-
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| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|}
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====Dr. Oids====
====Dr. Oids====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Dr. Oids
!Dr. Oids
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am Dr. Oids.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am Dr. Oids.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| In a future no-one thought would come.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| In a future no-one thought would come.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Live robots no-one thought could love.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Live robots no-one thought could love.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Or... dance.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Or... dance.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ Do the robot dance ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Stop this frivolity!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Stop this frivolity!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Dr. Oids will see you now!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Dr. Oids will see you now!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
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====The Forgotten Element====
====The Forgotten Element====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!The Forgotten Element
!The Forgotten Element
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| But there is... another.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| But there is... another.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| There is a Forgotten Element.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| There is a Forgotten Element.
|-
|-
| style="color: #000000;"| *drums* *explosion*  
| style="color: #000000;"| *drums* *explosion*
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
|-
|-
| style="color: #000000;"| *Sprrring!*  
| style="color: #000000;"| *Sprrring!*
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| I can't believe these things come in that size!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| I can't believe these things come in that size!
|-
|-
| style="color: #000000;"| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*  
| style="color: #000000;"| *Crash!* *Gunshot!*
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The elements are against us today, huh?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The elements are against us today, huh?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
|-
|-
| style="color: #000000;"| *tadaaaa!*  
| style="color: #000000;"| *tadaaaa!*
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
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====PAWS: The Movie====
====PAWS: The Movie====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!PAWS: The Movie
!PAWS: The Movie
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further than anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further than anyone has gone before.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
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====Incontileve====
====Incontileve====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Incontileve
!Incontileve
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| ...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ask your doctor today!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ask your doctor today!
|}
|}


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====Ivanov clubs====
====Ivanov clubs====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Ivanov clubs
!Ivanov clubs
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| There's always this special moment.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| There's always this special moment.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And you compare - right?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And you compare - right?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| So it's your lucky day.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| So it's your lucky day.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Today I'm here to show you: the best.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ...pitch perfect.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ...pitch perfect.
|}
|}


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====POP====
====POP====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!POP
!POP
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


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====Tooks Bear====
====Tooks Bear====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Tooks Bear
!Tooks Bear
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know why you'll like him the most?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know why you'll like him the most?
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| "I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?
|}
|}


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====Democrat Mahoney====
====Democrat Mahoney====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Democrat Mahoney
!Democrat Mahoney
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
|}
|}


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====Republican Cal Fairweather====
====Republican Cal Fairweather====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Republican Cal Fairweather
!Republican Cal Fairweather
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
|}
|}


==Radio Adverts==
==Radio adverts==
 
===Companies===
===Companies===


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====Barge-N-Clothes====
====Barge-N-Clothes====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Barge-N-Clothes
!Barge-N-Clothes
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| These work overalls? 80% off!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| These work overalls? 80% off!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Can you afford to miss these prices?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Can you afford to miss these prices?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!
|}
|}


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====Churn R Us====
====Churn R Us====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Churn R Us
!Churn R Us
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I'm a cow!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I'm a cow!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Something... ice creamy.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to Churn R Us.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| This. This is the message of the cows.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪
|}
|}


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====Cross Roads Mall====
====Cross Roads Mall====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
{| class="pztable"
{| class="wikitable theme-red"
!Cross Roads Mall
!Cross Roads Mall
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Cross Roads Mall!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Cross Roads Mall!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| For fun, for friends, for store after store!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Late night closing every Saturday!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Late night closing every Saturday!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
|}
|}


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====Fossoil====
====Fossoil====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Fossoil
!Fossoil
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Making amends. Working together.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Making amends. Working together.
|}
|}


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====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law====
====Howie Zitron attorney-at-law====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
!Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Employment? Family? Marriage?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Employment? Family? Marriage?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I know what you want and what you need.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I know what you want and what you need.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| And a consultation is free!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| And a consultation is free!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Local and best!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Local and best!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Even though I do say so myself!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Even though I do say so myself!
|}
|}


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====Knox Country Pony Roam-O====
====Knox Country Pony Roam-O====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Knox Country Pony Roam-O
!Knox Country Pony Roam-O
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howdy Neighbor!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Howdy Neighbor!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| We'll get you up on four legs.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| We'll get you up on four legs.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit us today!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit us today!
|}
|}


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====Pop====
====Pop====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pop
!Pop
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Quench your thirst!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Energize your being!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
|}
|}


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====Pile o' Crepe====
====Pile o' Crepe====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Pile o' Crepe
!Pile o' Crepe
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
| style="color: #00b050;"| Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What can I get for you today?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Pancakes, or waffles?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAANCAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
|-
|-
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!  
| style="color: #ff0000;"| PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Coming right up!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| ♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪
|}
|}


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====Seahorse Coffee====
====Seahorse Coffee====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Seahorse Coffee
!Seahorse Coffee
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Caramel Flan Latte!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Refreshing! Filling!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The pick-me-up you're craving!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There's no better way to start the day!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "One Caramel Flan Latte!"
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Coming right up!"
|}
|}


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====Spiffo Burger====
====Spiffo Burger====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Spiffo Burger
!Spiffo Burger
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?  
| style="color: #00b050;"| What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Double XL Bacon!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Double XL Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Just use the magic words...  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Just use the magic words...
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Unleash the Bacon!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Unleash the Bacon!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| And watch delicious happen!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| And watch delicious happen!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!
|}
|}


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====Star-E-Plex====
====Star-E-Plex====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Star-E-Plex theater
!Star-E-Plex theater
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!
|}
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====Taco del Pancho====
====Taco del Pancho====
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{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Taco del Pancho
!Taco del Pancho
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Ey, my name eez Pancho.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am a leetle puppy dog!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am a leetle puppy dog!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Arriba!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Arriba!
|}
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====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center====
====West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
!West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
|-
|-
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?  
| style="color:#00B0F0| What's your gun to you Kentucky?
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."  
| style="color: #00b050;"| "Freedom. Plain and simple."
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "My gun is my constitutional right."  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| "My gun is my constitutional right."
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| "My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| God Bless America.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| God Bless America.
|}
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====Wok and Rolls====
====Wok and Rolls====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Wok and Rolls
!Wok and Rolls
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| ♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
|}
|}


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====Zippee Market====
====Zippee Market====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Zippee Market
!Zippee Market
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| It's hot. It's too darn hot.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know what science just created?  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| You know what science just created?
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp
|}
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====PAWS: The Movie====
====PAWS: The Movie====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!PAWS: The Movie
!PAWS: The Movie
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Deep in the Magical Woodland.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further then anyone has gone before.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Further then anyone has gone before.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| There was a Raccoon.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon with a mission.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| A Raccoon who would change everything.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to laugh.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| He would show the world how to love.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| The Age of Spiffo had begun.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
|-
|-
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!  
| style="color: #8080ff;"| Out now in theaters!
|}
|}


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====Democrat Mahoney====
====Democrat Mahoney====
</div>
</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Democrat Mahoney
!Democrat Mahoney
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| A promise he broke in two.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd invest.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said he'd clean up.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| He failed.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.  
| style="color: #00b050;"| Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.
|}
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====Republican Cal Fairweather====
====Republican Cal Fairweather====
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</div>
{| class="mw-collapsible pztable"
{| class="mw-collapsible wikitable theme-red"
!Republican Cal Fairweather
!Republican Cal Fairweather
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| I see nature all around.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| We've spent our time testing the land around us.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... to protect our country...
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| ... was as safe as we always thought it was.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Know what?
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
|-
|-
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.  
| style="color: #ffc000;"| Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
|-
|-
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.  
| style="color: #00b0f0;"| This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.
|}
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Adverts are advertisements that play before and after many programs on both TVs and radios. Unlike many programs, adverts are randomized and can be viewed multiple times. As the name implies, they're not considered useful and serve primarily immersive purposes.

TV adverts

Companies

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy

Churn R Us: Daisy Dairy
I am a cow.
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ice cream from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone

Churn R' Us: Deluxe Chocolate Cone
Tough day?
Boss giving you grief?
Kids driving you crazy?
Finding yourself ambushed by folk you don't know?
We have an answer!
The new Churn R' Us Deluxe Chocolate Cone!
Come visit today!

Fashionabelle

Fashionabelle
That is BEAUTIFUL!
This coat? It's from Fashionabelle.
Clothes of distinction, at fine prices.
Well I know where I'm going!
Right now?
You said it! Right now!
Fashionabelle!

Fossoil

Fossoil
It's an uncertain world.
You need people to rely on.
People to trust.
At Fossoil we understand that.
We've cleaned up the Gulf of Alaska.
We've cleaned up our act.
And our gas prices are as low as they can go.
Let's move on together.
Let's see others do the same.

Greene's Grocery

Greene's Grocery
Hi my name's Frank Greene, and I run Greene's Grocery.
These days, Greene's is kind of a big deal.
But we haven't forgotten where we came from.
When my father set up shop all that time ago?
He believed in family, in quality and in America.
I'm the same. How about you guys?
"We're all the same!"
Greene's Grocery: You're part of the family.

Jolly Good Fish and Chips

Jolly Good Fish and Chips
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-good. ♪
♪ Jolly good. Jolly good. Jolly good-good-GOOD! ♪
♪ Jolly GOOOOOOOD! Jolly Good Fish and Chips! ♪
Authentic British cuisine!
Try our new Biscuit and Gravy menu!
Bottomless iced tea!
Come today!

Pharmahug

Pharmahug
It makes a difference to pick up your medication...
... and see a smile.
Your good health means so much.
We're here to help.
We're here for your s*pport.
Pharmahug: your health...
... your store.

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Pizza Whirled

Pizza Whirled
Where in the Pizza Whirled are we today?
Hello there old boy! Pip pip!
England! With the Olde English Renaissance Pizza!
Cheddar cheese, black pudding, egg and bacon...
... lovingly layered on a thick Pizza Whirled Crust!
What do you make of that, pal?
Jolly fantastic!
I'll say!

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

ValuInsurance

ValuInsurance
In today's busy cut and thrust world...
...accidents happen.
Right as rain today, sick tomorrow....
... but anxious always.
You need a safety net.
You need reassurance.
Today, my friend, you need ValuInsurance.
Medical care to look after all of your tomorrows.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Movies

Dr. Oids

Dr. Oids
I am Dr. Oids.
Welcome to my... robot laboratory.
In a future no-one thought would come.
Live robots no-one thought could love.
Or... dance.
♪ Do the robot! Do the robot! ♪
♪ Do the robot dance ♪
Stop this frivolity!
Dr. Oids will see you now!
Dr. Oids, Rated Universal.
Out now in theaters!

The Forgotten Element

The Forgotten Element
Earth. Air. Wind. Fire.
But there is... another.
There is a Forgotten Element.
*drums* *explosion*
Can't stand a little... magic, Buck?
*Sprrring!*
I can't believe these things come in that size!
*Crash!* *Gunshot!*
The elements are against us today, huh?
Not for long. Let's kick some butt!
*tadaaaa!*
The Forgotten Element! Rated PG-13!
Out now in theaters!

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further than anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
PAWS: The Movie. Rated G.
Out now in theaters!

Products

Incontileve

Incontileve
I'm Doctor Cox, and I'm here to talk to YOU about bladder control.
Now I've been helping families for forty long years, but I have NEVER...
... come across a treatment like Incontileve.
Everywhere I go, good friends say 'Thank you Doctor Cox'.
Thanks for asking family doctors to recommend: Incontileve.
Product may cause swelling of the urinary tract....
...headaches, nausea and sudden irritation.
Ask your doctor today!

Ivanov clubs

Ivanov clubs
I don't know about you, but when I golf with my buddies...
There's always this special moment.
You get your clubs out the trunk, your friend does the same...
And you compare - right?
Until I bought a set of Ivanov clubs, that was a mental battle I always lost.
To get the best, you've gotta look for the best.
So it's your lucky day.
Today I'm here to show you: the best.
Let's find out why golfing the Ivanov way is...
...pitch perfect.

POP

POP
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Tooks Bear

Tooks Bear
Now I'd like you to meet my good friend Tooks Bear.
Tooks Bear is the friendliest, smiliest, bounciest bear in town.
You know why you'll like him the most?
He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.
All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...
"I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!"
We sure will Tooks! For $49.99 who'd resist?

Politics

Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
This has been an endorsed message by the Democrat party.

Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progress.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
This has been an endorsed message by the Republican party.

Radio adverts

Companies

Barge-N-Clothes

Barge-N-Clothes
The Barge-N-Clothes discount sale is now on!
These fine leather jackets - 50% off!
These work overalls? 80% off!
Can you afford to miss these prices?
Come on down to Barge-N-Clothes!

Churn R Us

Churn R Us
I'm a cow!
I am here to tell you something mooo-tiful.
Something... ice creamy.
Come to Churn R Us.
Enjoy ices from our very own Daisy Dairy.
Feel the most nutritious taste explosion known to man.
This. This is the message of the cows.
♪ Churn R Us! Arms above your head! ♪
♪ Say: "YAAAAAY!" ♪

Cross Roads Mall

Cross Roads Mall
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
The Cross Roads Mall!
For fun, for friends, for store after store!
Late night closing every Saturday!
♪ We'll meet you at the... Cross Roads! ♪
♪ We'll see you at the... Cross Roads! ♪

Fossoil

Fossoil
My name's Valerie Pontin, and I work for Gas to Go!
Sure, we're a big name - but we know family.
I need to take Jimmy to ball practice.
Sally-Anne needs to meet her friends at the mall by five.
That's why I can rest easy knowing I pump the cheapest gas in the county.
Come on, join the Gas to Go family!
Gas to Go, a Fossoil company.
Making amends. Working together.

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law

Howie Zitron attorney-at-law
I'm Howie Zitron, and I represent YOU.
I've served the good people of Muldraugh and West Point for twenty years!
Employment? Family? Marriage?
I know what you want and what you need.
And a consultation is free!
Howie Zitron attorney-at-law!
Local and best!
Even though I do say so myself!

Knox Country Pony Roam-O

Knox Country Pony Roam-O
Howdy Neighbor!
I'm Joe McKenzie, and I run the Knox Country Pony Roam-O.
Horses: the finest animals our nation has to offer.
Whether you want your kids in the saddle...
... or whether you want a li'l cowboy in your life yourself.
We'll get you up on four legs.
Come visit us today!

Pop

Pop
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪
Have you tried new Orange-Lite Pop?
The ice-cold, all-American taste of pure refreshment!
Quench your thirst!
Energize your being!
♪ Never let the music stop! ♪
♪ Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP! ♪

Pile o' Crepe

Pile o' Crepe
Welcome to Pile o' Crepe!
What can I get for you today?
PANCAKES!
Pancakes, or waffles?
PAAANCAKES!
What sort of pancake sir? We have over 20 on the menu!
PAAAAAANCAAAAKES!
Coming right up!
♪ We're called Pile o' Crepe! ♪
♪ Pile o' Crepe! Pile o' Crepe! ♪

Seahorse Coffee

Seahorse Coffee
The Caramel Flan Latte!
Brand new at Seahorse Coffee!
Refreshing! Filling!
The pick-me-up you're craving!
There's no better way to start the day!
"Welcome to Seahorse Coffee! What can I get you today?"
"One Caramel Flan Latte!"
"Coming right up!"

Spiffo Burger

Spiffo Burger
What's better than a Spiffo Burger?
Still thinking? Well here's a clue...
Double XL Bacon!
Next time you're in a participating Spiffo's store...
Just use the magic words...
Unleash the Bacon!
And watch delicious happen!
The Double XL Bacon upgrade - in stores now!

Star-E-Plex

Star-E-Plex theater
Are you ready for Popcorn Thursday?
Come to the Star-E-Plex theater for action.
Come to the Star-R-Plex theater for romance.
Come every Thursday for HALF PRICE popcorn.
Find us at the Cross Roads Mall!

Taco del Pancho

Taco del Pancho
Ey, my name eez Pancho.
I am a leetle puppy dog!
I am 'ere to tell you one thing.
TACOS! BURRITOS! ENCHILLLLADAS!
ALL OF THAT GOOOOD STUFF!
COME TO THE TACO DEL PANCHO!
Take it from me! I'm wearing a hat!
Arriba!

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center

West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center
What's your gun to you Kentucky?
"Freedom. Plain and simple."
"My gun is my constitutional right."
"My gun? It's my Friday night with the boys at the range!"
The West Point Gun Range and Hunting Center.
God Bless America.

Wok and Rolls

Wok and Rolls
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ It's the new style of Chinese Restaurant, baby! ♪
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪
♪ So why doncha come and chow down with me! ♪
Our award winning breakfast menu is BACK through public demand!
Come visit 'I *heart* Wok and Rolls' today!
♪ I love Wok and Rolls! ♪

Zippee Market

Zippee Market
It's hot. It's too darn hot.
You feel that? That's Kentucky heat y'all.
You know what science just created?
The Slurp Burp - the number one iced drink to take that heat away.
What's more - you turn up at a Zippee Market and say 'it's too darn hot'...
That's 10% off your Slurp Burp purchase!
Lemon-lime. Cherry. Cola. You name it!
Zippee Market: Home of the Slurp Burp

Movies

PAWS: The Movie

PAWS: The Movie
Deep in the Magical Woodland.
Further then anyone has gone before.
There was a Raccoon.
A Raccoon with a mission.
A Raccoon who would change everything.
He would show the world how to laugh.
He would show the world how to love.
The Age of Spiffo had begun.
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Democrat Mahoney

Democrat Mahoney
In 1992 Governor Cal Fairweather made a promise.
A promise he broke in two.
He said he'd invest.
He said he'd clean up.
He said the toxins discovered in our fields and forests would be eradicated.
He failed.
Vote Mahoney this Fall. Vote for Change.
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Republican Cal Fairweather

Republican Cal Fairweather
I'm Cal Fairweather, and I am the voice of progess.
I hunt. I shoot. I fish.
I see nature all around.
And it's clean, it's clear, it's as God intended.
We've spent our time testing the land around us.
Making sure the military testing thirty long years ago...
... to protect our country...
... was as safe as we always thought it was.
Know what?
Kentucky's as safe a place to live as it is beautiful.
Vote for Cal Fairweather. Vote for progress.
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